General Why am i pissing solids?

[Mix6APlix]

Piss was blood orange, and filled with what looked like cracked pepper. Needless to say, it was no fun. Kidney stones?

 

[Deleted member 1]

This is the candiru catfish

 

[member 603]

Super AIDS.... It's been interesting reading your rants here, we'll all miss you....


View: https://youtu.be/VastXQ_hPb0

 

[Deleted member 1]

They are attracted to urea and swim into the gills of other fish

 

[Deleted member 1]

Skinny body great for navigating tight spaces like this tube

 

[Deleted member 1]

They are barbed like other catfish for protection and to prevent getting ripped out of the host fish gills

 

[Deleted member 1]

Sometimes, they end up in the wrong place...

 

[Deleted member 1]

While urinating, they can go right up the stream and be in your urethra faster than you can stop it.

French naturalist Francis de Castelnau in 1855 relates an allegation by local Araguay fisherman, saying that it is dangerous to urinate in the river as the fish "springs out of the water and penetrates into the urethra by ascending the length of the liquid column.

 

[Deleted member 1]

Cystoscopy and surgery needed due to the spines

 

[Deleted member 1]

Maybe you have a catfish?

Spoiler

 

[Mix6APlix]

This is the candiru catfish

Is that the one that swims into your schlong?

 

[Deleted member 1]

Is that the one that swims into your schlong?

Which adjective to use to describe someone with the inability to even read their own threads?

 

[member 603]

Which adjective to use to describe someone with the inability to even read their own threads?

 

[Deleted member 1]

 

[Deleted member 1]

Hrrmmm, that gif has a second part. Sorry OP, I just think you suck in general. I didn't mean to make a crass fellatio joke.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Keep dehydrating yourself and see if it persists......

If it does, stop drinking fluids altogether and report back in 2 weeks

 

[Deleted member 1]

Keep dehydrating yourself and see if it persists......

If it does, stop drinking fluids altogether and report back in 2 weeks

This is sound advice from a man that knows about peeing cracked pepper.

 

[SC MMA MD]

"springs out of the water and penetrates into the urethra by ascending the length of the liquid column.

They can swim in if you are peeing under the water, but there is no way they can swim up the series of drops if you are standing and just pissing into the water.
Anyways, I hope whatever is causing your issue gets better quickly. Sounds like you need to go see an MD soon.

 

[Mix6APlix]

Hrrmmm, that gif has a second part. Sorry OP, I just think you suck in general. I didn't mean to make a crass fellatio joke.

Well its heartwarming to know that you think of me at all. XOXO Mi amore.

 

[Deleted member 1]

but there is no way they can swim up the series of drops if you are standing and just pissing into the water.

Listen, doc, can I call you doc? The point is perpetuating three centuries of Amazonian myth in the thread of a chronic, nay I say perpeptual, bullshitter that doesn't even read the replies to his own thread.

So with such a goal, I suggest not only can that catfish swim right up a downward stream of urine, it can do it with a backstroke, shoot lightning bolts from its eyes, and fireballs from its arse.

 

[SC MMA MD]

shoot lightning bolts from its eyes, and fireballs from its arse.

This all sounds accurate. I believe they are poisonous as well.

 

[Hauler]

sounds like kidney stones ripped the lining of your cock.
drink more water. and vodka. you'll be fine.

 

[RaginCajun]

Piss was blood orange, and filled with what looked like cracked pepper. Needless to say, it was no fun. Kidney stones?

Did it taste like cracked pepper?

 

[silentsinger]

@Splinty Have you been drinking? You're on a roll.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Your sister is still doing ok isnt she?