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Brought my dogs out for a walk and see some dude fucking around near by front door.
I start screaming at him "You don't fucking live there! Get the fuck out away from there NOW!"

He is drunk or high. Maybe a neighbor that doesn't know wtf, but I don't know this guy. I get back around and the guy is down the way a little. Get inside, lock the door, call cops of a suspicious person that was fucking around my house.

MOTHERFUCKER COMES UP AND TRIES TO OPEN THE DOOR.

I call back and tell the cops this mothrfuck is trying to get in right now, come get this dude! He's no longer just chillin outside.

He does it a few more times every 10 minutes or so.

I'm here, door locked, typing with a 9mm next to me.

This is why I own a gun. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE POLICE??
 

Bluesville

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Fuck man.

I'm sure you'll be fine.

If he is high / drunk and trying your door every 10 mins he probably thinks he lives there.

Shoot him to be on the safe side though.
 

ThatOneDude

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Brought my dogs out for a walk and see some dude fucking around near by front door.
I start screaming at him "You don't fucking live there! Get the fuck out away from there NOW!"

He is drunk or high. Maybe a neighbor that doesn't know wtf, but I don't know this guy. I get back around and the guy is down the way a little. Get inside, lock the door, call cops of a suspicious person that was fucking around my house.

MOTHERFUCKER COMES UP AND TRIES TO OPEN THE DOOR.

I call back and tell the cops this mothrfuck is trying to get in right now, come get this dude! He's no longer just chillin outside.

He does it a few more times every 10 minutes or so.

I'm here, door locked, typing with a 9mm next to me.

This is why I own a gun. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE POLICE??
Uh hhhhhhhhhhhhh, you're in Texas, open the door, drag him in and shoot him, you'll be all set
 

SongExotic2

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Maybe you are the one that's drunk and high and are floating on a cloud watching yourself while you have an outer body experience?



That's fucked up tho. Just call back and say he is brandishing a gun and you have a white lady senator inside and he's gonna kill her
 
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Who needs the cops when you gots a 9mm? You're set yo. Maybe open the door real quick and punch him square in the face and then close it again, maybe he'll get the point.
 
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Maybe you are the one that's drunk and high and are floating on a cloud watching yourself while you have an outer body experience?
Good for him. Shouldn't be my problem to determine his inability to not look a robber.

If he is high / drunk and trying your door every 10 mins he probably thinks he lives there.
Probably so, which is why it wasn't his ass the moment I saw him try to get in the first time.
My wife lives here too and is at work tonight. I'm not leaving this unturned so she can deal with it when I'm not here.
 
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Who needs the cops when you gots a 9mm? You're set yo. Maybe open the door real quick and punch him square in the face and then close it again, maybe he'll get the point.
Because I need this handled for more than tonight and I'd prefer no to shoot someone.

Aint opening that door. That's how shit gets escalated.

Cops here!
 

Wintermute

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when he runs at the door the next time, time it so you open the door just as he's about to hit it and he'll lose his balance and it will be hilarious. and shoot him.
 

SongExotic2

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Call the cops back and say he has a quaran and keeps muttering shit about Ali babar. Seal team six will take care of him for you
 

ThatOneDude

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Because I need this handled for more than tonight and I'd prefer no to shoot someone.

Aint opening that door. That's how shit gets escalated.

Cops here!
Just shoot everyone who doesn't live there, problem solved
 

Priziesthorse

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Yea man. Shoot this guy. Put on your TMMAC tshirt when the reporters and cameramen show up. Free advertising for the site.
 
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Alright nothing to update.

Cops showed up, failed to listen to my clear instructions on how to come in to the locked area. Parked their car in front, walked way around to parking lot area in back, called me to ask where to go. They parked near where the guy is, but by the time they walked up he's gone. So I guess that's solved with just a police vehicle throwing lights around where he was chilling.
Delay in arrival is that it was shift change.

I tell them they should check on this little old lady's place as he was trying to get in there as well. I wasn't watching it after the first time he was hitting on her door so should make sure she's okay. He says okay then ignores it.
Say they'll do some patrols.
I went and checked on the lady myself. She heard the banging but didn't know it was at her door. She's fine.
Your safety is up to you and your social net only.

I wonder how often shit like this happens when I'm not home and my dogs keep something from happening?
 

teamquestnorth

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Alright nothing to update.

Cops showed up, failed to listen to my clear instructions on how to come in to the locked area. Parked their car in front, walked way around to parking lot area in back, called me to ask where to go. They parked near where the guy is, but by the time they walked up he's gone. So I guess that's solved with just a police vehicle throwing lights around where he was chilling.
Delay in arrival is that it was shift change.

I tell them they should check on this little old lady's place as he was trying to get in there as well. I wasn't watching it after the first time he was hitting on her door so should make sure she's okay. He says okay then ignores it.
Say they'll do some patrols.
I went and checked on the lady myself. She heard the banging but didn't know it was at her door. She's fine.
Your safety is up to you and your social net only.

I wonder how often shit like this happens when I'm not home and my dogs keep something from happening?
Situations like this just brings out the fact that you can't always rely on the police.

You DID do the right thing which is notify them. All you can do after that is lock your door and stay vigilant.

Someone busts through the locked door or a window you take them out. You would be well within your rights. Better to be safe than sorry in a situation like that.

Sucks they didn't catch the guy because now you gotta be worried about him coming back. I feel for you
 
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SongExotic2

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Situations like this just brings out the fact that you can't always rely on the police.

You DID do the right thing which is notify them. All you can do after that is lock your door and stay vigilant.

Someone busts through the locked door or a window you take them out. You would be well within your rights. Better to be safe than sorry in a situation like that.

Sucks they didn't catch the guy because now you gotta be worried about him coming back. I feel for you
I agree. But you should also invest in one of them Gurkha blades in case you run out of ammo.
 

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Useless pricks.

You should have confronted him though.
 

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Give him a knock, why hide like a pussy when you have a gun? He's high or drunk, a push will do.
 

Team Bisping

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Give him a knock, why hide like a pussy when you have a gun? He's high or drunk, a push will do.
Because opening the door will just escalate further, next thing, splinty's down the station explaining why he shot a drunk guy on his doorstep. Good thing about UK, is with no guns, it's pretty safe to go confront a guy, but in the US? fuck that.
 

Sweets

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Give him a knock, why hide like a pussy when you have a gun? He's high or drunk, a push will do.
What Gil said. Did you not notice the the amount of bullets flying around this thread, even in jest?
 

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I would have destroyed this guy. He had better prayed that whatever drug he took numbed the pain that I would have inflicted on him. I would have shoved a retractable baton up his ass for added bonus.