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ShatsBassoon

Throwing bombs & banging moms
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
18,555
33,607
Gift is parceled and wrapped and ready to be shipped. Your gas station t-shirt and traditionally handcrafted, indeginous dream catcher will soon be on its way!
 

HEATH VON DOOM

Remember the 5th of November
Oct 21, 2015
17,281
24,721

Not sure which one of you filthy animals got me this beauty but thank you. I couldn't ask for a more perfect gift.

Im going to wear it to Christmas at my wife's sjw families house. The flag alone will be enough to trigger at least 5 people and the fact I like to flaunt the open carry law around them should make the day interesting.
 
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Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
27,507
29,834

Not sure which one of you filthy animals got me this beauty but thank you. I couldn't ask for a more perfect gift.

Im going to wear it to Christmas at my wife's sjw families house. The flag alone will be enough to trigger at least 5 people and the fact I like to flaunt the open carry law around them should make the day interesting.
is your wife onboard? or should I pre-order you a "Blue Balls Matter" towel?
 

La Paix

Fuck this place
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
38,273
64,597

Not sure which one of you filthy animals got me this beauty but thank you. I couldn't ask for a more perfect gift.

Im going to wear it to Christmas at my wife's sjw families house. The flag alone will be enough to trigger at least 5 people and the fact I like to flaunt the open carry law around them should make the day interesting.
Lol. New avatar perhaps.
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
27,507
29,834
It would truly be a Crimmus miracle LOL...

Oh and I'm an XL t-shirt, and love anything BJJ, Bass Guitar, NY Yankees/Knicks/Giants/Rangers (yes I suffer every year) related..... Or weed, send me weed so I don't murder people..... All weed.... A Gi, Yankees hat, and bass strings made out of weed

It wouldn't show up in time for a Secret Santa, but you might dig this

http://samuraioriginal.com/bassist-samurai-no5?fbclid=IwAR0Q42IjV_69vw0IZA3yEgnoMs-9eSSnvl85c6FioJnPTQGSwuaG0TJZ6Xc&pid=35&cid=972&sid=front

 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
60,549
56,270
Wasn't cheap to send but was the cheapest option. Couldn't believe it myself.
Just checked the shipping info on the package I sent south of the border. Left here on the 4th and apparently it should arrive there on the 11th. They're working fast.
 

ShatsBassoon

Throwing bombs & banging moms
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
18,555
33,607
Just checked the shipping info on the package I sent south of the border. Left here on the 4th and apparently it should arrive there on the 11th. They're working fast.
Hard at work until there's a labour dispute or contracts are up for renewal. Then it's back to the picket lines. Like clockwork, this happens every 6-8 years?
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
60,549
56,270
Hard at work until there's a labour dispute or contracts are up for renewal. Then it's back to the picket lines. Like clockwork, this happens every 6-8 years?
It only has to hit the border. USPS is legit.

The labor dispute is a different can of worms entirely
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
39,772
53,672
My wife makes Freeloading Rusty @MC Gusto look like a conservative. Her family is easier to troll than Rambo John J @Rambo John J . Christmas will be alot of fun this year thanks to my secret santa.
Man I miss those days. My dad's gf and her family are all Hillary lovers. I remember before Trump got elected I said they should just have a vote between Hillary and bringing back George bush. It was awesome. Chaos. My dad knew I was just being a cunt but they didn't.