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So I finally got around to taking pics of everything today. There was one box I hadn't opened because i have been getting a lot of packages due to the holiday season, but I opened my mailbox today and knew i couldn't wait any longer.

First, the gifts:




Thank you secret Santa for the shirt, coffee mug, and trophy.

And don't worry if you can't read what's on the trophy. I took a close-up pic:



So I see in my daily USPS email today that some coward from Canada had sent me two letters, of course without a return address on either.

First envelope:



Second letter (this took him at least 30 mins to make):



At first I wasnt sure if my secret Santa was Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken or ShatsBassoon @ShatsBassoon, but after the two letters I received today, it can be none other than Windsor's worst father.

Thanks Sex Chicken!
 
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conor mcgregor nut hugger said:
So I finally got around to taking pics of everything today. There was one box I hadn't opened because i have been getting a lot of packages due to the holiday season, but I opened my mailbox today and knew i couldn't wait any longer.

First, the gifts:




Thank you secret Santa for the shirt, coffee mug, and trophy.

And don't worry if you can't read what's on the trophy. I took a close-up pic:



So I see in my daily USPS email today that some coward from Canada had sent me two letters, of course without a return address on either.

First envelope:



Second letter (this took him at least 30 mins to make):



At first I wasnt sure if my secret Santa was Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken or ShatsBassoon @ShatsBassoon, but after the two letters I received today, it can be none other than Windsor's worst father.

Thanks Sex Chicken!
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you wear toe ring also? tell me that is some joke lol
 
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conor mcgregor nut hugger said:
So I finally got around to taking pics of everything today. There was one box I hadn't opened because i have been getting a lot of packages due to the holiday season, but I opened my mailbox today and knew i couldn't wait any longer.

First, the gifts:




Thank you secret Santa for the shirt, coffee mug, and trophy.

And don't worry if you can't read what's on the trophy. I took a close-up pic:



So I see in my daily USPS email today that some coward from Canada had sent me two letters, of course without a return address on either.

First envelope:



Second letter (this took him at least 30 mins to make):



At first I wasnt sure if my secret Santa was Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken or ShatsBassoon @ShatsBassoon, but after the two letters I received today, it can be none other than Windsor's worst father.

Thanks Sex Chicken!
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What? No bagged milk, screach or flipper pie? Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken really let down the namesake of his newfie brethren.
 
Robbie Hart

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conor mcgregor nut hugger said:
So I finally got around to taking pics of everything today. There was one box I hadn't opened because i have been getting a lot of packages due to the holiday season, but I opened my mailbox today and knew i couldn't wait any longer.

First, the gifts:




Thank you secret Santa for the shirt, coffee mug, and trophy.

And don't worry if you can't read what's on the trophy. I took a close-up pic:



So I see in my daily USPS email today that some coward from Canada had sent me two letters, of course without a return address on either.

First envelope:



Second letter (this took him at least 30 mins to make):



At first I wasnt sure if my secret Santa was Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken or ShatsBassoon @ShatsBassoon, but after the two letters I received today, it can be none other than Windsor's worst father.

Thanks Sex Chicken!
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Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken that's some nice work there...............

also, conor, someone on your ignore list asked the question "you wear toe ring also? tell me that is some joke lol"
 
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The Waco Kid said:
Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken that's some nice work there...............

also, conor, someone on your ignore list asked the question "you wear toe ring also? tell me that is some joke lol"
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I don't explain this type of thing to people who are too dumb to figure it out.

This is probably why the person is on my ignore list.
 
Sex Chicken

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conor mcgregor nut hugger said:
So I finally got around to taking pics of everything today. There was one box I hadn't opened because i have been getting a lot of packages due to the holiday season, but I opened my mailbox today and knew i couldn't wait any longer.

First, the gifts:




Thank you secret Santa for the shirt, coffee mug, and trophy.

And don't worry if you can't read what's on the trophy. I took a close-up pic:



So I see in my daily USPS email today that some coward from Canada had sent me two letters, of course without a return address on either.

First envelope:



Second letter (this took him at least 30 mins to make):



At first I wasnt sure if my secret Santa was Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken or ShatsBassoon @ShatsBassoon, but after the two letters I received today, it can be none other than Windsor's worst father.

Thanks Sex Chicken!
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Ha ha. You nailed me on the 30 minutes part. After 25 minutes of making that “fight me” letter I really started to question if this was a good use of my time, and started to wonder if these were the actions of a well-adjusted 43 year old man.

My wife found some cut up letters under the couch and she asked me what I was up to. I got about a sentence and a half into trying to explain what I was doing before she walked away.

“I’m sending a threatening letter to a man in Florida, who I met on the cage fighting forum...”
 
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Onetrickpony

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gangsterkathryn said:


Alright. Here it is.

Sorry it sounds like I’m in a windy space. I have three fans. I get very warm when I sleep.
I’m not editing so scrub through me tearing the bag open.
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That was not at all the box I thought you would be showing it coming out of.

 
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Sex Chicken said:
Ha ha. You nailed me on the 30 minutes part. After 25 minutes of making that “fight me” letter I really started to question if this was a good use of my time, and started to wonder if these were the actions of a well-adjusted 43 year old man.

My wife found some cut up letters under the couch and she asked me what I was up to. I got about a sentence and a half into trying to explain what I was doing before she walked away.

“I’m sending a threatening letter to a man in Florida, who I met on the cage fighting forum...”
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Lmao. Wife does the same thing to me. Just shakes her head and walks away when I tell her what we’re doing on here.
 
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conor mcgregor nut hugger said:
So I finally got around to taking pics of everything today. There was one box I hadn't opened because i have been getting a lot of packages due to the holiday season, but I opened my mailbox today and knew i couldn't wait any longer.

First, the gifts:




Thank you secret Santa for the shirt, coffee mug, and trophy.

And don't worry if you can't read what's on the trophy. I took a close-up pic:



So I see in my daily USPS email today that some coward from Canada had sent me two letters, of course without a return address on either.

First envelope:



Second letter (this took him at least 30 mins to make):



At first I wasnt sure if my secret Santa was Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken or ShatsBassoon @ShatsBassoon, but after the two letters I received today, it can be none other than Windsor's worst father.

Thanks Sex Chicken!
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What that toe do tho???
 
ShatsBassoon

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Still in transit. Sorry if youre still waiting but please don't get excited. It's just a box full of disappointment.
 
Jdog93

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Look what I got today.



I'm sure it was here early and before Christmas but my small town Post Office ain't worth squat.





Which one of you Beautiful Canadian SOB's got me all this!?!

I'm sure with what looks homemade wood work dice should make it obvious but im horrible at guessing (reason I haven't entered the monsters lol)

So fess up you CANUK!!!
 
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La Paix

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Jdog93 said:
Look what I got today.



I'm sure it was here early and before Christmas but my small town Post Office ain't worth squat.





Which one of you Beautiful Canadian SOB's got me all this!?!

I'm sure the what looks homemade wood work dice should make it obvious but im horrible at guessing (reason I haven't entered the monsters lol)

So fess up you CANUK!!!
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Coffee crisp and Cheezies, what the holidays are all about. Good score.
 
ShatsBassoon

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Jdog93 said:
Look what I got today.



I'm sure it was here early and before Christmas but my small town Post Office ain't worth squat.





Which one of you Beautiful Canadian SOB's got me all this!?!

I'm sure the what looks homemade wood work dice should make it obvious but im horrible at guessing (reason I haven't entered the monsters lol)

So fess up you CANUK!!!
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Sorry!


 
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