I also once nearly kicked Randy couture's ass. Bitches like that kind of stuff
General RIP Comunity Chit Chat
- Thread starter SongExotic2
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i have never met a straight man who attended a baby shower.
I'm not attending it, there's one happening where I happen to be
Dude I've crashed weddings, a baby shower is basically the same. Bunch of women all frothing at the gash because they just seen thier friend get all the attention and now they wanna be the one to get full of cock
He's lucky I was drunk
Actually I take back my smart girl comment. She is now backup
Stop going off half cocked.
Post some damn pics.
Hmm now you mention it it is early afternoon. Typically you wanna trap at the end of the night. When they are good and drunk.
Dang that smart bitch keep looking tho. When I get chance I'm gonna tell her she has pretty eyes and I'm a dolphin trainer. You guys in America will probably experience an earthquake when the waves crash into the side of her vajayjay
Is that because there will be so much room for the ocean when your cock is inside her?
I have a great sized penis. It's majestic.
Dang the barlady here want my sting too. I just caught her eying me up. Prince must be in a good mood!
Someone tweet Twitter and tell them to fucking hurry up. I have the Princes work to do
It's the princes birthday! 98 and going strong!
Prince Philip celebrates 98th birthday in style with private royal party
Prince Philip celebrates 98th birthday in style with private royal party
Prince Philip celebrates 98th birthday in style with private royal party
Prince Philip celebrates 98th birthday in style with private royal party
I think I might have a girlfriend. About a month ago I started going to a pub about twice a week to have a beer.
I like sitting at the bar because the interesting people usually are there. I immediately noticed the bartender. She was tall, blonde and very funny. After a few times going in and her working I had a feeling she liked me.
So two weeks ago I asked for my bill and she had written her number on it.
We have hung out twice and she’s really cool. So far. She says shit to me I wish she wouldn’t but I’ll take it.
I moved recently to restart my life with no want to enter a relationship. She is my type but I’m still unsure about a relationship.
Well tomorrow we are hanging out again and she’s all excited calling it a date. I’m going to see what happens.
Fuck my life but she’s hot. She’s exactly what I look for besides her job. That’s not attractive to me. I’m just going to have fun with my new girlfriend
I like sitting at the bar because the interesting people usually are there. I immediately noticed the bartender. She was tall, blonde and very funny. After a few times going in and her working I had a feeling she liked me.
So two weeks ago I asked for my bill and she had written her number on it.
We have hung out twice and she’s really cool. So far. She says shit to me I wish she wouldn’t but I’ll take it.
I moved recently to restart my life with no want to enter a relationship. She is my type but I’m still unsure about a relationship.
Well tomorrow we are hanging out again and she’s all excited calling it a date. I’m going to see what happens.
Fuck my life but she’s hot. She’s exactly what I look for besides her job. That’s not attractive to me. I’m just going to have fun with my new girlfriend
She gave you her number. She wants the D. Skip the dates and give her the long stroke bro.I think I might have a girlfriend. About a month ago I started going to a pub about twice a week to have a beer.
I like sitting at the bar because the interesting people usually are there. I immediately noticed the bartender. She was tall, blonde and very funny. After a few times going in and her working I had a feeling she liked me.
So two weeks ago I asked for my bill and she had written her number on it.
We have hung out twice and she’s really cool. So far. She says shit to me I wish she wouldn’t but I’ll take it.
I moved recently to restart my life with no want to enter a relationship. She is my type but I’m still unsure about a relationship.
Well tomorrow we are hanging out again and she’s all excited calling it a date. I’m going to see what happens.
Fuck my life but she’s hot. She’s exactly what I look for besides her job. That’s not attractive to me. I’m just going to have fun with my new girlfriend
And don't get attached.
Lol first time that’s ever happened.
I’ll give her the short stroke for about two minutes, then she’ll move on.
You should see this girl in jeans. My penis almost went through the bar top one day.
Jesus man.
@yuki2054 would have sealed the deal on this already. Don’t worry about her job. I fucked a few bartenders. Just don’t get serious with him.Jesus man.
@yuki2054 can rap, I cannot do that. All I have is my small pecker and my tongue. I’m not saying I’m going to marry this guy, I’m just saying I am not sure I want a steady dick in my life.
Don’t sell yourself short. I’ve seen your hard wood and what you can do with it.
I’m not saying I’m going to marry this guy, I’m just saying I am not sure I want a steady dick in my life.
There were chemicals put on my wood to bring out the true beauty.
I think a chick just took on piss on the deck above me. I ca hear a splash as I can see her crouching in a shadow.
LolJesus man.