pics or gtfoNow it’s dripping. I’m going to whack off.
pics or gtfoNow it’s dripping. I’m going to whack off.
Fo reel? Damn. You guys really are hicks up there. I hope she didn’t eat asparagus.There were chemicals put on my wood to bring out the true beauty.
I think a chick just took on piss on the deck above me. I ca hear a splash as I can see her crouching in a shadow.
I actually think she was watering a plant. She’s a pothead so who the fuck knows.Fo reel? Damn. You guys really are hicks up there. I hope she didn’t eat asparagus.
Pretty sure I told you exactly that would happen.I think I might have a girlfriend. About a month ago I started going to a pub about twice a week to have a beer.
I like sitting at the bar because the interesting people usually are there. I immediately noticed the bartender. She was tall, blonde and very funny. After a few times going in and her working I had a feeling she liked me.
So two weeks ago I asked for my bill and she had written her number on it.
We have hung out twice and she’s really cool. So far. She says shit to me I wish she wouldn’t but I’ll take it.
I moved recently to restart my life with no want to enter a relationship. She is my type but I’m still unsure about a relationship.
Well tomorrow we are hanging out again and she’s all excited calling it a date. I’m going to see what happens.
Fuck my life but she’s hot. She’s exactly what I look for besides her job. That’s not attractive to me. I’m just going to have fun with my new girlfriend![]()
You are the Miss Cleo of TMMAC.Pretty sure I told you exactly that would happen.
Good job!
I think I might have a girlfriend. About a month ago I started going to a pub about twice a week to have a beer.
I like sitting at the bar because the interesting people usually are there. I immediately noticed the bartender. She was tall, blonde and very funny. After a few times going in and her working I had a feeling she liked me.
So two weeks ago I asked for my bill and she had written her number on it.
We have hung out twice and she’s really cool. So far. She says shit to me I wish she wouldn’t but I’ll take it.
I moved recently to restart my life with no want to enter a relationship. She is my type but I’m still unsure about a relationship.
Well tomorrow we are hanging out again and she’s all excited calling it a date. I’m going to see what happens.
Fuck my life but she’s hot. She’s exactly what I look for besides her job. That’s not attractive to me. I’m just going to have fun with my new girlfriend![]()
Nah. I just said she would become his girlfriend.You are the Miss Cleo of TMMAC.
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Blame johnI think a lady either died or got seriously fucked from huffing canned air. I don’t know the whole story. The cops are asking questions...
You’d really want me to blame your dearest friend?Blame john
I concur, but I am biased as I’m not a fan of lady hands.2054 times better than that shit hawk lady hands
He's a rite cunt innitI concur, but I am biased as I’m not a fan of lady hands.
He's a rite cunt innit
Exactly.Proper beef garden.
My previous school wants me back it’d seem.Exactly.
Which one? The one with the boss you liked?My previous school wants me back it’d seem.
School of hard knocksWhich one? The one with the boss you liked?
Well, that’s clearly a given. Anyone that knowsSchool of hard knocks
You think because you have a rolex you can tell me what to do?WTF. The rest if this thread should only focus on PP getting laid and the eventual letdown the poor unsuspecting girl has.