General RIP Comunity Chit Chat

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  1. Limpy

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    I think I might have a girlfriend. About a month ago I started going to a pub about twice a week to have a beer.

    I like sitting at the bar because the interesting people usually are there. I immediately noticed the bartender. She was tall, blonde and very funny. After a few times going in and her working I had a feeling she liked me.

    So two weeks ago I asked for my bill and she had written her number on it.

    We have hung out twice and she’s really cool. So far. She says shit to me I wish she wouldn’t but I’ll take it.

    I moved recently to restart my life with no want to enter a relationship. She is my type but I’m still unsure about a relationship.

    Well tomorrow we are hanging out again and she’s all excited calling it a date. I’m going to see what happens.

    Fuck my life but she’s hot. She’s exactly what I look for besides her job. That’s not attractive to me. I’m just going to have fun with my new girlfriend :eek:
     
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  2. Chief

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    She gave you her number. She wants the D. Skip the dates and give her the long stroke bro.

    And don't get attached.
     
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  3. Limpy

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    Lol first time that’s ever happened.

    I’ll give her the short stroke for about two minutes, then she’ll move on.

    You should see this girl in jeans. My penis almost went through the bar top one day.
     
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  4. Never_Rolled

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    Jesus man. @yuki2054@yuki2054 would have sealed the deal on this already. Don’t worry about her job. I fucked a few bartenders. Just don’t get serious with him.
     
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  5. Limpy

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    @yuki2054@yuki2054 can rap, I cannot do that. All I have is my small pecker and my tongue.

    I’m not saying I’m going to marry this guy, I’m just saying I am not sure I want a steady dick in my life.
     
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  6. Never_Rolled

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    Don’t sell yourself short. I’ve seen your hard wood and what you can do with it.
     
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  7. Limpy

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    There were chemicals put on my wood to bring out the true beauty.

    I think a chick just took on piss on the deck above me. I ca hear a splash as I can see her crouching in a shadow.
     
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  8. yuki2054

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    Lol
     
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  9. Limpy

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    Now it’s dripping. I’m going to whack off.
     
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  10. Galt

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    pics or gtfo
     
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  11. Never_Rolled

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    Fo reel? Damn. You guys really are hicks up there. I hope she didn’t eat asparagus.
     
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  12. Limpy

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    I actually think she was watering a plant. She’s a pothead so who the fuck knows.
     
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  13. gangsterkathryn

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    Pretty sure I told you exactly that would happen.

    Good job!
     
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  14. RaginCajun

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    You are the Miss Cleo of TMMAC.
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  15. Shang Tsong2

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  16. gangsterkathryn

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    Nah. I just said she would become his girlfriend.
     
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  17. gangsterkathryn

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    I think a lady either died or got seriously fucked from huffing canned air. I don’t know the whole story. The cops are asking questions...
     
  18. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    Blame john
     
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    You’d really want me to blame your dearest friend?
     
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  20. Galt

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    Poster of the year 2019!
     
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  21. gangsterkathryn

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    Who? John or @Welcherknokke69@Welcherknokke69 ?!

    John wins rapper of the year.
     
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  22. Galt

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  23. gangsterkathryn

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    That’s so sweet.
     
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  24. Shang Tsong2

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    2054 times better than that shit hawk lady hands
     
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  25. gangsterkathryn

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    I concur, but I am biased as I’m not a fan of lady hands.
     
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