Jimmy Fallon bumped into me at the Stones concert last night and spilled half my beer. Gonna fly in@Galt to stab that motherfucker
Which gym?Son testing jiu-jitsu today. We’ve talked about it before, but he finally agreed to go.
You’re sitting at a table with some randoms?So im here minding my own business at the pub. I sat down on a hightable near the bar and had a couple beers, and about half hour ago some dudes sat at my table. There's a table free next to it, but I've watched no retreat no surrender a few times and they can cunt off. This is my table. I'm pretty sure they are bitching about it but I'll move tables when the police show up with a tank.
Fucken idiots.
Nah I went to the next pub down.You’re sitting at a table with some random stuff?
You should jump on the table like...So im here minding my own business at the pub. I sat down on a hightable near the bar and had a couple beers, and about half hour ago some dudes sat at my table. There's a table free next to it, but I've watched no retreat no surrender a few times and they can cunt off. This is my table. I'm pretty sure they are bitching about it but I'll move tables when the police show up with a tank.
Fucken idiots.
They probably thought you were a homeless kid.So im here minding my own business at the pub. I sat down on a hightable near the bar and had a couple beers, and about half hour ago some dudes sat at my table. There's a table free next to it, but I've watched no retreat no surrender a few times and they can cunt off. This is my table. I'm pretty sure they are bitching about it but I'll move tables when the police show up with a tank.
Fucken idiots.
Nahi dress too fancyThey probably thought you were a homeless kid.
My kid was at an H&M looking for back to skool clothes. Never been to one myself. What kind of Merican store would be close to it?That's a lie. After Paris I had to buy new clothes. H+m for the most part
It used to be cheap. Now it's close to American eagle.My kid was at an H&M looking for back to skool clothes. Never been to one myself. What kind of Merican store would be close to it?
That's a lie. After Paris I had to buy new clothes. H+m for the most part
Is that lilgangsterscott?First day of third grade today.
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Yes! He’s a gamer, though. Not a gangster.Is that lilgangsterscott?
lol lilgamerscott then. Good job on your son and that poster is really cool, you really do work at Staples...Yes! He’s a gamer, though. Not a gangster.
*scoff* I do not work at Staples!lol lilgamerscott then. Good job on your son and that poster is really cool, you really do work at Staples...
Please tell me you didn't make that poor kid bring that to skool. How was his first day? We start Wed. in Broward. Makes no sense to me.First day of third grade today.
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No! It didn’t even go in the car!Please tell me you didn't make that poor kid bring that to skool. How was his first day? We start Wed. in Broward. Makes no sense to me.