Don’t shout too much mate.
General RIP Comunity Chit Chat
- Thread starter SongExotic2
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Fuck. I ain't got a towel. I chucked it yesterday because it stink. And forgot to get a new one last night
You didn’t have a sock handy?
Used a t shirt. Thanks Primark
Just used a towel to clean up some vomit. Goes out covertly tomorrow.
Mine smelt like vomit. Whenever I do laundry I always forget the towel. I'm gonna get two tomorrow then I'm set for life
I’ve used the same two for nine years.
Dang. These English women is fucken hags
Worst time of the year too. Skimpy clothing showing off their gunts (notice spelling, not the c word) and getting slap arsed pissed. Used to drive me mad.
Don't u do that year round?
I'm in a restaurant at the minute, fuck knows what the pubs like. Last night a lady from the pub was hammered, she was behind the bar again today. She's proper hanging
Last night I was avoiding eye contact as I was worried she would try it on with me. She tried with everyone else. If I told her to fuck off tho the whole pub would turn on me
I didn't have a gunt even when I was overweight and was always dressed appropriately for my size at least.
I wonder if it's a midlands thing? There wasn't a single attractive person I saw in Leicestershire, man or woman.
Should change the name from Midlands to Mordor imo
Mordor has better weather
Every damned Christmas I say I'm going to do a LOTR marathon at some point, and I haven't ever got round to it. I'm already writing it off this year and it's only the 21st.
I wouldn't bother. The third movie is shite and the ending ruined the trilogy for me
I can't decide whether to track down this Xmas party or not. Not sure I can be fucked with it
That's a shame. I loved all of them. I tear up at the mere thought of Aragorn saying "you bow to no one". Killed me.
I'm a bit nerdy anyway but I went to see Fellowship 3 times I loved it so much.
Is it a freebie?
What was gandalf like when you were at school?
It's a fucken pub crawl for the 80th time. Do pubs give stuff out for free?
Does anyone have a witty retort available for this please?
Fuck me. I thought being it's a company piss up that that some boss would be there with a company credit card. What a bizarre thought.
Should've said something about hobbits. But like yourself, the time has passed