Must be tough being 70 and having to put child protectors in all your electrical sockets to keep your wife from jamming a fork in there. What in the hell Chuck...
Jeb's wife looks like something from Monsters Inc. Imagine it scrambling to get to some kind of sweet treat. wtf Jeb, she got that Frank Reynolds physique. Jeb probably thought he'd get the spanish vote marrying el goblina, but people laugh at him for it instead.
Being a member of the modern elite is so fucking pointless. 4000 years ago there was a reason to climb the ladder, you could go assemble a giant harem of the most primo gash raided from the tri-village area and live as a god-king, but now the Zuckerbergs and Gateses of the world toil and hoard billions of dollars just to tie themselves down to the worst pussy imaginable. What is the fucking point. Trump 2020 baby