Whats a traveller childs favourite nursery rhyme?
The wheels on the house go round and round
The wheels on the house go round and round
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This is true and I have no issue with my ban.
I respect Furys boxing ability, I don't respect his poor me attitude and his bullshit sob story, or his perennial victim complex, that said calling him and his wife animals was probably a step too far.
What do you call a traveller in a suit?
The defendant
The defendant
The 69th of Buttember?
Traveller walks into the dole office to collect his cheque and says to the social welfare officer " I wish I had a job rather than having free money handed to me"
Welfare officer says " You're right on time, we just had an opening, there is a beautiful rich woman here looking for a new butler, you'll have to drive her to her appointments, help her look after her affairs and be at her disposal for what ever she needs. She recently lost her husband and will need to be serviced in the bedroom as well, her daughter will probably want to join in and maybe some of her friends, but a fine strapping man like your self should have no problem."
Traveller says "are you taking the piss out of me"
Welfare officer replies " You started it mate"
Welfare officer says " You're right on time, we just had an opening, there is a beautiful rich woman here looking for a new butler, you'll have to drive her to her appointments, help her look after her affairs and be at her disposal for what ever she needs. She recently lost her husband and will need to be serviced in the bedroom as well, her daughter will probably want to join in and maybe some of her friends, but a fine strapping man like your self should have no problem."
Traveller says "are you taking the piss out of me"
Welfare officer replies " You started it mate"
I can't remember any more shit jokes
@Leigh you done menstruating yet?
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Show everyone how a dictatorship works. I'm calling you out for being inconsistent
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Great post
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Stop bullying
@Leigh
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Says the oppressorStop bullying
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Rich coming from an American
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I dont think we have been accused of war crimes recently
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Fingers lurking....
Ready to pounce
Ready to pounce
nothing actually happened to you though, why not just accept you went too far?
Me too, they make pointing things out much easier
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Me too! I wish he was a nicer drunk doe.
He'll be okay I bet. Said he was having a hard week. We all go too far sometimes on a serious drinking night
not since the obama administration