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silentsinger

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Jun 23, 2015
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Any pics of her?
Lulz, a bunch of MMA nerds landing on her Facebook probably isn't a great idea.

Leigh and Robbie will vouch for her hotness. She's as lovely on the inside as she is on the outside. I struck gold when I met her, we clicked within seconds.
 

kristian82

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Feb 26, 2020
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Even on Tinder people are playing the game apparently. My best girly UK mate is a single mother of 3 kids but fit as all hell and doesn't look her age at all. She's struggling to have a relationship because she's too busy and at 40 too old to worry about silly nonsense dating rules.

Wasn't Tinder set up just to hook up? No strings attached sex?
3 kids and 40 is no dice for me bro, regardless of how attractive.
 

Freeloading Rusty

Here comes Rover, sniffin’ at your ass
Jan 11, 2016
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Post a pic of yourself before you talk.
Sure, I’ll follow your lead and post a selfie standing in a public men’s washroom holding my erect cock.

Funny enough I did a reverse image tineye search on your washroom photo and it hit for Grindr... what a fitting profile pic you have on there.
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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3 kids and 40 is no dice for me bro, regardless of how attractive.
I get that, but Tinder was supposed to be a getting laid site without any need for playing games like a hit it and quit it if you don't really hit it off.

Guy she was into she sent me a pic of was so beneath her and he ghosted her.

There are other more romantic sites for relationships.
 

Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
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Jan 15, 2015
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Sure, I’ll follow your lead and post a selfie standing in a public men’s washroom holding my erect cock.

Funny enough I did a reverse image tineye search on your washroom photo and it hit for Grindr... what a fitting profile pic you have on there.
Never had an erect cock in my life. You’ve got a big clit, innit?
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
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Jan 16, 2015
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Just text her and explain the truth. Say you're sorry (even though imo it's weird that her roommate opened the bedroom door at 5am and should be sorry), and say if she doesn't want to see you again, you understand, but you would really love to see her again, tomorrow afternoon.

What I mean is, don't be vague or leave it to her to initiate actual plan-making, give a specific time and place that you would like to see her.

Then if she agrees to see you, you can show up with a flower and she can put it in her hair and up you're good.
Speaking of flowers tho, there's a chihuahua sat on my table sniffing one.


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Nemo?

Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Dec 2, 2015
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Even on Tinder people are playing the game apparently. My best girly UK mate is a single mother of 3 kids but fit as all hell and doesn't look her age at all. She's struggling to have a relationship because she's too busy and at 40 too old to worry about silly nonsense dating rules.

Wasn't Tinder set up just to hook up? No strings attached sex?
Lol rules on hooking up??? You honestly think guys put any rules into that? Hahaha

She’s just not getting stock to her liking on the ol tinder which is fair
 

silentsinger

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Jun 23, 2015
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Lol rules on hooking up??? You honestly think guys put any rules into that? Hahaha

She’s just not getting stock to her liking on the ol tinder which is fair
Maybe you don't, but yeah. It's still a big game. My take (I haven't used it) on Tinder is if you hook up with no strings attached, enjoy each other's company then you see each other again. No need for dinner/flowers/all of that first date rigmarole. If you hit it off with the no pants dance then there's no need to chat someone into bed.

Get what I mean?
 

Eric Trump

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Nov 21, 2017
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Maybe you don't, but yeah. It's still a big game. My take (I haven't used it) on Tinder is if you hook up with no strings attached, enjoy each other's company then you see each other again. No need for dinner/flowers/all of that first date rigmarole. If you hit it off with the no pants dance then there's no need to chat someone into bed.

Get what I mean?
this is one of the things why I like you very much. I learn so many new words from you. Words I didnt know existed. Words I wouldnt dream about. Rigmarole...whoa, that word resonates with me on so many levels without even knowing what it means
 

silentsinger

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Jun 23, 2015
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this is one of the things why I like you very much. I learn so many new words from you. Words I didnt know existed. Words I wouldnt dream about. Rigmarole...whoa, that word resonates with me on so many levels without even knowing what it means
English is your second language. Chances are your diction is better than mine a lot of the time, you make perfect sense.
 
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this is one of the things why I like you very much. I learn so many new words from you. Words I didnt know existed. Words I wouldnt dream about. Rigmarole...whoa, that word resonates with me on so many levels without even knowing what it means
You'll be in a lot of trouble if you emulate any of the nonsense that marble mouth spews
 
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Disclaimer: this cracknut doesn't actually hate me as much as it may come across. I'm sure he'd jump my battery if I were broken down.
"I see how that could be misinterpreted"

- You when I was pinked for joking with someone I frequently joke with on here (I was unpinked after a few hours bc it was ridiculous to begin with).

I'd probably help you jump start your car but driving away would definitely cross my mind.
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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"I see how that could be misinterpreted"

- You when I was pinked for joking with someone I frequently joke with on here (I was unpinked after a few hours bc it was ridiculous to begin with).

I'd probably help you jump start your car but driving away would definitely cross my mind.
Don't remember that, I've always been Team Connor when you've been pinked. You're too much fun to be missing for ages, and you would drive off because you're a tit. But you'd come back albeit really reluctantly.