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silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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It's not a big deal. I didn't trust you before anyway
This is the second time you've brought this up, titface. My name is proper mud here at the moment so I'll chime back.before everyone dislikes me more. Anything you have ever told me privately I've always asked if it's public knowledge before I told anyone else, as well you know. If you told me to stfu, you know my lips would be sealed.

If you're having a laugh then sod you, but you and I both know I'm the opposite of untrustworthy :D
 

Judobill

First 100
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
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On the curtains on his way out.
Years ago while in school, I moved into a house that was shared by a bunch of people. The bedroom I moved into was formerly occupied by a fairly cute girl who had moved out. Months later, I was talking to a guy I worked with and told him where I lived. He started laughing and said he banged that girl in my now room and wiped his cock on the curtains. I looked, and that mother fuckers cum stains was right where he said it was.
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
21,038
14,457
Years ago while in school, I moved into a house that was shared by a bunch of people. The bedroom I moved into was formerly occupied by a fairly cute girl who had moved out. Months later, I was talking to a guy I worked with and told him where I lived. He started laughing and said he banged that girl in my now room and wiped his cock on the curtains. I looked, and that mother fuckers cum stains was right where he said it was.
Hahaha, probably better off than your pre resident stitching shrimp into the hems of your curtains.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
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This is the second time you've brought this up, titface. My name is proper mud here at the moment so I'll chime back.before everyone dislikes me more. Anything you have ever told me privately I've always asked if it's public knowledge before I told anyone else, as well you know. If you told me to stfu, you know my lips would be sealed.

If you're having a laugh then sod you, but you and I both know I'm the opposite of untrustworthy :D
Neither of you nobheads said shit to me while all the rumours where running wild about me. Cheers for that
 

LeGarconDeCum

Well-Known Member
Dec 25, 2019
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I fucked a Tinder girl who told me her dad died when she was young. Morning after I put on a random Nathan For You episode and it was the Daddy's Watching dating service one. He literally says something like "most girls until their 18 have a father to watch over them and keep them safe".

So fucking uncomfortable
 

LeGarconDeCum

Well-Known Member
Dec 25, 2019
88
338
You should do Bumble as well because they have to message you first so you're not wasting time messaging bitches who aren't really interested.

Or you could bang a prossy