General Corona virus updates

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Bones Nose said:
Alpha males eat what they want
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Sudafed tweaker
 
lueVelvet said:
Are you sure it won’t be canceled before long?
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Several exhibitors have pulled out but they’re rolling on with the show, unfortunately. Our company has a half million invested in our booth, so no way we’re backing out. Sucks.
 
Wild said:
Several exhibitors have pulled out but they’re rolling on with the show, unfortunately. Our company has a half million invested in our booth, so no way we’re backing out. Sucks.
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To clarify, you're not happy because the coronavirus thing or is it because it's Atlanta?

I heard Atlanta has some very ratchet type of women. But that could be your thing, I dunno 🙂
 
Wild said:
Several exhibitors have pulled out but they’re rolling on with the show, unfortunately. Our company has a half million invested in our booth, so no way we’re backing out. Sucks.
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are your passwords still the same? I'll keep my end of the deal. It'll all be deleted don't you worry.
 
I saw a meme earlier pointing out that “COVID-19” is pronounced the same way as the song “Come On Eileen” and my life hasn’t been the same since. Good luck not hearing that tune in every news article you read the next several months!

“Too ra loo ra too ra loo rye aye... And you'll hum this tune foreeeever…”
 
Splinty said:
Alright..I'm going in. I saw it. I wondered. Now I have to ask...

@silentsinger what exactly are you imagining is a situation in which you will need all that water and TP?

Won't the taps work? Why TP and water??!
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I read your earlier post about TP and chuckled. Lemming mentality probably. 3 years ago most of San Jose flooded terribly. For some reason since then TP and water are prevalent. I didn't make it out today but I've got like two months of TP. I'll start charging neighbours.
 
silentsinger said:
I read your earlier post about TP and chuckled. Lemming mentality probably. 3 years ago most of San Jose flooded terribly. For some reason since then TP and water are prevalent. I didn't make it out today but I've got like two months of TP. I'll start charging neighbours.
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No wonder woman always clog toilets
 
silentsinger said:
I read your earlier post about TP and chuckled. Lemming mentality probably. 3 years ago most of San Jose flooded terribly. For some reason since then TP and water are prevalent. I didn't make it out today but I've got like two months of TP. I'll start charging neighbours.
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The world is 10 meals from anarchy.


So we're a month in to apocalypse. Us average fools have run out of our normal supply of toilet paper. You're the queen of TP. You've bought 72 mega rolls.

I've got dirty water. The streets are burning. People are dying en masse due to Coronavirus.

@sparkuri is asleep in his safe room that he's been digging out for the last 10 years because he only moves by night and usually by foot ( it's quieter than when he has to fire up the deuce and a half for a long run to secure more masks...for profit).

So there you are, counting your ply! No one has anything to eat and the world is disease ravaged. How do you think you're going to charge these ravenous neighbors? Wouldn't they just take it?
Plus if you don't have food and the taps are cut off... I would assume electricity goes before the taps? So you've got no power or anything...but...TP is a priority?

You and OJ make no sense to me.
 
Splinty said:
The world is 10 meals from anarchy.


So we're a month in to apocalypse. Us average fools have run out of our normal supply of toilet paper. You're the queen of TP. You've bought 72 mega rolls.

I've got dirty water. The streets are burning. People are dying en masse due to Coronavirus.

@sparkuri is asleep in his safe room that he's been digging out for the last 10 years because he only moves by night and usually by foot ( it's quieter than when he has to fire up the deuce and a half for a long run to secure more masks...for profit).

So there you are, counting your ply! No one has anything to eat and the world is disease ravaged. How do you think you're going to charge these ravenous neighbors? Wouldn't they just take it?
Plus if you don't have food and the taps are cut off... I would assume electricity goes before the taps? So you've got no power or anything...but...TP is a priority?

You and OJ make no sense to me.
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Girl neighbourfriend..I'm just going to leg it with her in her Jeep to Mexico, she's Mexican. Both husbands can stay here and wait it out.

I'll pay for gas with Charmin.

OJ?
 
Splinty said:
Alright..I'm going in. I saw it. I wondered. Now I have to ask...

@silentsinger what exactly are you imagining is a situation in which you will need all that water and TP?

Won't the taps work? Why TP and water??!
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earthquake will stop the taps.
Cali is due.

Plus you can make great spitballs with TP and water.

Literally Perfect Spitballs.
 
Splinty said:
The world is 10 meals from anarchy.


So we're a month in to apocalypse. Us average fools have run out of our normal supply of toilet paper. You're the queen of TP. You've bought 72 mega rolls.

I've got dirty water. The streets are burning. People are dying en masse due to Coronavirus.

@sparkuri is asleep in his safe room that he's been digging out for the last 10 years because he only moves by night and usually by foot ( it's quieter than when he has to fire up the deuce and a half for a long run to secure more masks...for profit).

So there you are, counting your ply! No one has anything to eat and the world is disease ravaged. How do you think you're going to charge these ravenous neighbors? Wouldn't they just take it?
Plus if you don't have food and the taps are cut off... I would assume electricity goes before the taps? So you've got no power or anything...but...TP is a priority?

You and OJ make no sense to me.
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Hey fellas, Look at this doo we got right here

This motherfucker acting like the cleanest ass on earth.

You got a dirty ass yo, clean that shit up.
 
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