Looks like your gonna be doing a lot of post shit showers.
Yeah, I am assuming thats saliva or mucus on the hands that is then transferred onto the hard surface.
Turns out she can.
Top tip. When making tortillas at work, place them inside some wet kitchen roll and fire em in for 30-secs to a minute. They will come out softer than BJ penn
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I don't think it is a nothing burger, but I do think fuckery is about.
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Hope you live in a house built in the last 10 years.I was almost out of toilet paper. I needed some. Was worried there wouldn't be any b/c of all the panic buying...
And in case anyone was wondering, I only purchased one pack. I was tempted to buy a 2nd one, but fearing I wouldn't have toilet paper I didn't want to do that to someone else, so I just bought what I needed.
I already have water only because this time of year in Texas they do some stuff to the lake we get our water from to prepare for the extra chlorine shock in the summer and it affects the taste and because I drink tap water every year this time of year I purchase water.
I already have water only because this time of year in Texas they do some stuff to the lake we get our water from to prepare for the extra chlorine shock in the summer and it affects the taste and because I drink tap water every year this time of year I purchase water.
Please mom and dad, stop yelling.
I grabbed some small pack of shit paper at Bi Mart two weeks back...it is some real low quality shit, reminds me of the TP from the cheap outhouses...kinda like sandpaper for the 5 holeI was almost out of toilet paper. I needed some. Was worried there wouldn't be any b/c of all the panic buying...
Just move to India. You know they ain't panic buying that shit thereI was almost out of toilet paper. I needed some. Was worried there wouldn't be any b/c of all the panic buying...
Why is that? I live in an apt complex.
If there's one thing I won't do is buy that cheap grade 1 ply crap. I tried that and everytime it was bad regret. I would shit and then shower before using that stuff again. Luckily it's all moot though.
that is exactly what I bought...I don't normally do the TP shopping...usually we have some soft shit that makes the butthole smile
The lady saw this sandpaper TP and laughed, and said to put it in my bathroom and never tell anybody about it.
I can see the logic in that tbh.
The Charmin stuff can be really hard on pipes. It's thick to begin with and if it's like that 3 ply stuff, it's like flushing paper towel.
I work at a food booth at festivals for fun and event passes in the summer...I am talking 24/7 party festivals full of hippies and sexual deviants....IT is fucking awesome.
Even at those things I don't like having to fill up personal coffee cups, I know where those cups have been you wild people.