General Corona virus updates

[sparkuri]

Yeah you guys give me another 99 pages of 5G and bioweapons accusations and Ill say the same!

Spoiler

I was a database programmer during Y2K. It was a real disaster coming...except we responded normally to it. Just like this, your TP hoarding and bunkers have no place.

Spoiler

 

[Splinty]

Spoiler

You massaging my back while I overlook a container of our communal fecal matter... perfect.

 

[silentsinger]

So you live in Oakland not San Jose?

Oh fucking hell.
What I assumed was going to be very very white privilege when I went to Berkeley, was far more what you mean than Oakland. There's a certain amount of gentrification I think in Oakland in comparison.

I always thought Oakland would be really gang NWA and south central neighbourhoods, I quite like it. The architecture for one is lovely, I wasn't expecting that.

 

[Revenant]

 

[Splinty]

so...


View: https://twitter.com/amiraliseda/status/1238587098690727936

 

[Hauler]

Some chick just kissed me.

I'm gonna die.

 

[sparkuri]

You massaging my back while I overlook a container of our communal fecal matter... perfect.

I'm the cameraman.

That's you and @BootScraper

 

[Splinty]

@sparkuri











RUN.











View: https://twitter.com/DigitalTrends/status/1238630927284211712

 

[ShatsBassoon]

 

[sparkuri]

so...


View: https://twitter.com/amiraliseda/status/1238587098690727936

I will bet you anything everybody there doused their hands in 100% alcohol before all those handshakes.

 

[Splinty]

This still won't solve ridiculous credentialing timelines at hospitals (6-6 months, usually 2-3) but its a start and will help testing facilties.


View: https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1238631486619705344

 

[Splinty]

@sparkuri this is gonna be you lol


View: https://twitter.com/not_haziqHarun/status/1238629516177629185

 

[megatherium]

View: https://youtu.be/15s4Y9ffW_o

 

[jason73]

 

[silentsinger]

Some chick just kissed me.

I'm gonna die.

Two sentences I never want to read within seconds. Off to Corona myself.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

View: https://youtu.be/15s4Y9ffW_o

This is next in line on my DVR recordings

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Here I thought Independence Day Randy Quaid was rock bottom Randy Quaid

 

[jason73]

Here I thought Independence Day Randy Quaid was rock bottom Randy Quaid

lol randy quaid had been reading trump tweets like this for 3 years. that boy aint right

 

[MMAHAWK]

Grocery stores basically empty

Me getting home and checking pantry and freezer for something to get creative with

Then getting to the bottom of the freezer and realizing that a miracle will save me

I will not die

 

[Zeph]

Some chick just kissed me.

I'm gonna die.

Fight her.

 

[member 3289]

Bernie Bros inherit the earth

Inshallah

 

[ShatsBassoon]

lol randy quaid had been reading trump tweets like this for 3 years. that boy aint right

Yeah I'm pretty sure the elevator doesnt reach the top floor, if you know what I mean.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Grocery stores basically empty

Me getting home and checking pantry and freezer for something to get creative with

Then getting to the bottom of the freezer and realizing that a miracle will save me

I will not die

Pork ribs and bacon? Isn't that kinda like dipping your cheeseburger in milk?

 

[Rambo John J]

Grocery stores basically empty

Me getting home and checking pantry and freezer for something to get creative with

Then getting to the bottom of the freezer and realizing that a miracle will save me

I will not die

some places stock late night and if open 24/7 you can re up

Winco is a place here that does that exact thing...some folks are going on 3AM runs

 

[jason73]