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sparkuri

Pulse on the finger of The Cimmunity
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Utility Discount Program - HumanServices | seattle.gov

**COVID-19: In an effort to protect the health of our communities and service providers, there will be no-walk-in hours through March 31, 2020. Applications will be accepted via mail, but there is also a drop box outside the UDP/VLFR office where paperwork can be submitted.

**3/10/2020: Mayor Jenny A. Durkan announced that Seattle Public Utilities (SPU) and Seattle City Light (SCL) will keep utility services on during the COVID-19 Civil Emergency in Seattle. This will provide immediate utility relief for customers, both residential and commercial, financially impacted by the COVID-19 outbreak. Effective immediately, all SPU and SCL customers can set up deferred payment plans if their financial stability has been jeopardized by COVID-19. Utility service will stay on as their deferred payment plans are developed and implemented.
I'm not in Seattle.
Also, SPU & SCL aren't Puget Sound Energy.
That's a Seattle city limit corporate/commercial supplier.
PSE serves residential customers & county/unicorporated county residents.
You can actually live within Seattle city limits and be serviced by PSE.
And Jenny Durken is a cunt.
This is a photo op.
 

ShatsBassoon

Throwing bombs & banging moms
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Jan 14, 2015
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GLOBAL COUP OF DEEP STATE UNDERWAY NOT GONNA MAKE A THREAD CAUSE MOST YOU FELLAS WILL THINK I AM NUTS.

JUST AN FYI

SIDENOTE...

BI MART WAS OUT OF TP TODAY

I ONLY WENT FOR NEOSPORIN(ORIGINAL FORMULA) FOR MY CAT


EDIT: I SHOULD REALLY READ THE REPLIES BEFORE COMMENTING
 
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sparkuri

Pulse on the finger of The Cimmunity
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Thread of the year amirite?



100 pages ago...







After I mysteriously go missing, then after Splinty @Splinty 's immediate subsequent departure from this earth(for lack of watching Law Abiding Citizen first) before naming an heir, I sparkuri, of sound mind and body, bequeath to MMAHAWK @MMAHAWK, all my future non-binding TMMAC duties.


View: https://gfycat.com/frayedilliterategalah-so-let-it-be-written-the-ten-commandments




Thread of the year amirite?

 

Splinty

Shake 'em off
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100 pages ago...


Yeah you guys give me another 99 pages of 5G and bioweapons accusations and Ill say the same!

I was a database programmer during Y2K. It was a real disaster coming...except we responded normally to it. Just like this, your TP hoarding and bunkers have no place.
 

Splinty

Shake 'em off
Admin
Dec 31, 2014
44,116
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After I mysteriously go missing, then after Splinty @Splinty 's immediate subsequent departure from this earth(for lack of watching Law Abiding Citizen first) before naming an heir, I sparkuri, of sound mind and body, bequeath to MMAHAWK @MMAHAWK, all my future non-binding TMMAC duties.

Also wtf is this.
I am giving the site to you and IschKabibble @BootScraper at MY DEATH

You don't get to setup a chain of succession ahead of time!
 

sparkuri

Pulse on the finger of The Cimmunity
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
37,659
49,521
Also wtf is this.
I am giving the site to you and IschKabibble @BootScraper at MY DEATH

You don't get to setup a chain of succession ahead of time!
I do if you don't assign ahead of time.
THIS IS A BINDING RESOLUTION.

Unlike my power bill discount, it's "pro-future retroactive"