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Jesus X

4 drink minimum.
Sep 7, 2015
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I was watching some news report that it was believed 5 percent of the earths population could have this virus that would be 390,000,000 people no way that is right.
 

so long

Posting Machine
Dec 16, 2015
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You guys think the whorehouse will still be open?
Where I go they only open the door a little bit, you put your dick through the opening and then some hand with a glove comes and does it. Pay only via Card, no filthy cash at the moment. Really stings when they spray the hand sanitizer on your dick. Costs 5€ extra.
 

madmav

Posting Machine
Jan 29, 2016
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the local target had a sign on the front door that said they are not the CDC.. gg are people that fucking dumb
 

madmav

Posting Machine
Jan 29, 2016
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rumor is the govt is doing a total lockdown for 2 weeks.. if you are short on supplies go get them now.. cuz the govt is about to go into a total shut down
 

madmav

Posting Machine
Jan 29, 2016
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Ahh. I was undervaluing the level of stupidity then.
i should have screen shot it.. i was shocked that anyone thought target was the CDC too.. and that target had to inform randoms that they are not the CDC... stay out of California y'all
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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i should have screen shot it.. i was shocked that anyone thought target was the CDC too.. and that target had to inform randoms that they are not the CDC... stay out of California y'all
Jesus.
We can't stay out of California, bud. We're on lockdown. At least the weather isn't atrocious though eh?
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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Patience. This is how it starts. Zombies come later. This is the critical skills building period when you practice hatchet throwing and hot wiring cars.
Man that sounds like a lot of work. Think I'll pass.
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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Bro, start thinking about how to shoot unlimited bullets from a revolver and unlimited bolts from a cross bow.
Ooo I do have a crossbow! I'm buggered for guns but if anyone breaks in I can say "wait there" while I load up an arrow.
 

Chief

4070 = Legend
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
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Ooo I do have a crossbow! I'm buggered for guns but if anyone breaks in I can say "wait there" while I load up an arrow.
Darryl is the longest surviving character on The Walking Dead and his weapon is the cross bow. You will definitely survive this zombie apocalypse.