Where I go they only open the door a little bit, you put your dick through the opening and then some hand with a glove comes and does it. Pay only via Card, no filthy cash at the moment. Really stings when they spray the hand sanitizer on your dick. Costs 5€ extra.
Damn you Obama death panels.
There's a Hitler joke in here somewhere.
I must be on the short bus here. Why did they have to do that?
@Vagabond This just made me chuckle, it came up as a sidebar ad. Our Food Maxx is closed because one of their employees died of Corona.
Careers | FoodMaxx
must be a demand for covid-19 testing.. normally people come here to get flu shots ect ect..
Ahh. I was undervaluing the level of stupidity then.
i should have screen shot it.. i was shocked that anyone thought target was the CDC too.. and that target had to inform randoms that they are not the CDC... stay out of California y'all
Jesus.
We can't stay out of California, bud. We're on lockdown. At least the weather isn't atrocious though eh?
What's this?
It's hearsay.
Not sure, lol. But the Governor definitely does.Does the mayor of New York have pierced nipples...
How about they just worry about making ammo. We'll need it for the zombies.
Haven't you heard the news? No zombies, supervirus.
Ugh, I knew I should have never gotten rid of cable.
Patience. This is how it starts. Zombies come later. This is the critical skills building period when you practice hatchet throwing and hot wiring cars.
Man that sounds like a lot of work. Think I'll pass.
Bro, start thinking about how to shoot unlimited bullets from a revolver and unlimited bolts from a cross bow.
Ooo I do have a crossbow! I'm buggered for guns but if anyone breaks in I can say "wait there" while I load up an arrow.
Darryl is the longest surviving character on The Walking Dead and his weapon is the cross bow. You will definitely survive this zombie apocalypse.