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Enock-O-Lypse Now!

Underneath Denver International Airport
Jun 19, 2016
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So the whole story of Vampires in Books/Movies is actually real? .... these Satanic sluts have been drinking the blood of children to keep them young?

Wtf!

 
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Sir, respectfully.
A few years ago a stoner friend called me and told me I had to "come to his house like right now" as he was "witnessing a miracle, dude". Despite my reservations, I headed over fairly quickly.

When I got there, he was literally standing wide-eyed in front of a microwave and watching his 18th bag of popcorn expand while the kernels popped inside of it.

We stopped being friends after that.
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
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A few years ago a stoner friend called me and told me I had to "come to his house like right now" as he was "witnessing a miracle, dude". Despite my reservations, I headed over fairly quickly.

When I got there, he was literally standing wide-eyed in front of a microwave and watching his 18th bag of popcorn expand while the kernels popped inside of it.

We stopped being friends after that.
Sounds like you made the right choice there, I don't associate with those types of loser stoners, I'm not in high school anymore. Did this happen at his moms house?
 

Yossarian

TMMAC Addict
Oct 25, 2015
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A few years ago a stoner friend called me and told me I had to "come to his house like right now" as he was "witnessing a miracle, dude". Despite my reservations, I headed over fairly quickly.

When I got there, he was literally standing wide-eyed in front of a microwave and watching his 18th bag of popcorn expand while the kernels popped inside of it.

We stopped being friends after that.
So you and jason73 @jason73 stopped being friends just like that? ;)
 

steroid to heaven

Colonize the Sun
Dec 23, 2015
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i dont smoke the stuff, never have, never will
but
around when it became legal i started making edibles
now i get why people just wanted to hang around all day stoned


cuz beating off on thc is epic
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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i dont smoke the stuff, never have, never will
but
around when it became legal i started making edibles
now i get why people just wanted to hang around all day stoned


cuz beating off on thc is epic
Last bar of weed chocolate I bought is dangerous. White chocolate with raspberry. When I say dangerous, it's $20 a bar plus CA tax but I could happily bosh the lot in one go rather than the sleeping aid I bought it for.

Anyone smoking anything at the moment is pretty daft considering this Corona goes straight for your lungs.