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Sausage

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Alright, homeboy, just because your dainty pansy ass can't cope with spicy food doesn't mean no one else's can't. A few people in S Korea want a word, mate.
Hey bitch, I was born in Ukraine and I eat horseradish everyday. Take a bite of that and call me a f a g. It’s wasabi on steroids. You think you know horseradish but you don’t.

It rips your nose hairs out, obviously you have plenty, and burns them with fires of hell.

I eat kimchi because it’s good for the sphincter but it’s childplay.

Bite horseradish then shit your ass off. No fermentation needed. Make sure it’s ripe.
 

silentsinger

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Hey bitch, I was born in Ukraine and I eat horseradish everyday. Take a bite of that and call me a f a g. It’s wasabi on steroids. You think you know horseradish but you don’t.

It rips your nose hairs out, obviously you have plenty, and burns them with fires of hell.

I eat kimchi because it’s good for the sphincter but it’s childplay.

Bite horseradish then shit your ass off. No fermentation needed. Make sure it’s ripe.
I buy fresh horseradish to grate into my bloody marys on a sunday morning.

Only thing I've been beaten on recently food wise is tamales, because they're fucking gross. Masa in general...fuck off.

I haven't ever had or seen proper fresh root Wasabi intact, I love it.
 

silentsinger

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Kimchi fried rice



The pickled daikon is great as a garnish or in a salad.
I love pickling most root veg, and daikon is easier to chop up than carrot.

See how this Kimchi turns out in a few days. I Asian fry with everything. It's a left over meal, but I also fre cook the rice in advance, it gets a bit stodgy if you put it in to fry while it's still got.

/Rambling.
 

ThatOneDude

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I'll be starting the Nashville fried chicken here in a bit. I'll probably show it step by step.
 
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ThatOneDude @ThatOneDude Where you at? Where you at motherfucker! ( SongExotic2 @Siton YerDong2 )

Iron Chef Ingredient: NASHVILLE HOT CHICKEN.




My take on Nashville Hot Chicken (specific Recipes can be added later). I'm going to go run and nap. Was on call yesterday.


Nashville Hot Chicken Tacos

PIckled Brined chicken tied together with homemade pickeled cabbage. Hot and spice tied together with the jalapenos. Garlic Dill Ranch sauce tying the dill in and given a bar vibe (hot wings + ranch!)






Hot Chicken and Buttermilk Waffle

Buttermilk chicken batter and buttermilk waffle tied together. I added just a HINT of extra cayenne and agave to the hot oil for these wings to make a spicier and sweeter finish. Tang of the pickle brine goes with the tang of the buttermilk waffle. Finish with powdered sugar (make your own, thanks @conor mcgregor nut hugger and a little syrup)




Hot Chicken Cordon Bleu (inspired by Cordon Bleu and Cubanito Stuffed Chicken)
A disaster trying to fry this bad boy in a pan without a deep fryer lol But dont say I don't try!
Stuffed with blue cheese, bacon, home made pickle chips. Kind of like a cuban sandwich crossed with a chicken cordon bleu finishd with a hot wing exterior. You can see in my breading the difficulty of getting this thing cooked and held together all at once. Meh. But it was delish.


Bloody Mary with homemade pickle chips and Hot Chicken Slider Garnish
Usual bloody mary recipe kicked up with hot sauce, worchestershire, celery salt, pepper,soy sauce, a splash of clam juice and garnished with everything leftover from today's festivities in the kitchen.




Night before made some home made dill pickle chips. Extra crunchy!





Pickle brine some chicken using a brine mixture and one habenero.




Three breasts made three different ways.
Tenders
Popcorn chicken
Stuffed breast

In retrospect, every bit of this could have been smaller. Thinner tinders, smaller popcorn....probably should have pounded the breast into a milanese then wrapped the stuffing instead of cutting a pocket.



Seasoned dry flour, seasoned wet dip for breading.
Cooked some backon 80%. Spices ready to make my own hot chili sauce to coat the chicken. You use those spices and reserve some oil from the frying process.
Jar of homemade pickle chips. Some bleu cheese.



double or triple dip the chicken pieces (after stuffing the breast with bacon, pickle chips, and blue cheese.


While letting the chicken rest to make sure the batter really sticks, make some buttermilk waffle batter...



When done with that, make some scratch garlic dill ranch...


delish


Heat oil to 350F. My stove was easily going past this on medium and I used a thermometer to learn to bring this down. This improved by cooking process.



Cook in small batches. The popcorn chicken is small enough to make this a deep fry and were easily my best pieces.


Spoon some oil into thespice mixture and whisk. Hot oil sauce!


take finished chicken in batches into the overn on warm and baste with hot oil mix.




Use that base chicken to assemble all the items above.