Lifestyle Went To Oklahoma For The Day ama

[ThatOneDude]

What part of Oklahoma?

Stillwater

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

To visit my little sister, not sure why the fuck she stayed here, easily top 2 worst states in the union, the other is Nebraska.

We did scout out some promising rivers though, so next time we will tow the boat up and go play.

You must have never went to Kansas then

 

[ThatOneDude]

You must have never went to Kansas then

Driven through, not as bad as Nebraska or Oklahoma or Mississippi, imo.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Driven through, not as bad as Nebraska or Oklahoma or Mississippi, imo.

You should stop. Their claim to fame is stealing their major city name from Missouri

 

[ThatOneDude]

You should stop. Their claim to fame is stealing their major city name from Missouri

I'll look into it.
Heard they have giant deer there.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

I'll look into it.
Heard they have giant deer there.

The women are pretty big. The term cornfed was coined there

 

[Rambo John J]

The women are pretty big. The term cornfed was coined there

like how big

thick big or big big

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Driven through, not as bad as Nebraska or Oklahoma or Mississippi, imo.

You may have forgot Oregon. While most of the state is lumberjacks and tough mother fuckers they still elect pussies that make them look weak as fuck

 

[Papi Chingon]

Driven through, not as bad as Nebraska or Oklahoma or Mississippi, imo.

Is Mississippi really that bad? I always pictured swamp sluts in short shorts that don't speak english.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Is Mississippi really that bad? I always pictured swamp sluts in short shorts that don't speak english.

It's a terrible place no one should go.

 

[Papi Chingon]

It's a terrible place no one should go.

What is your basis? Weather, morbidly obese proliferation, lack of ability to communicate with the indigenous, intolerance to fried food? Please elaborate.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

What is your basis? Weather, morbidly obese proliferation, lack of ability to communicate with the indigenous, intolerance to fried food? Please elaborate.

It's poor as fuck once you get away from the coast. Not someplace you want to fuck around in.

 

[Papi Chingon]

It's poor as fuck once you get away from the coast. Not someplace you want to fuck around in.

So you're saying my buying power is stronger there, or do I need to know how to barter? What is their legal tender? Gator teeth?

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Heard they have giant deer there.

Any wild deer looks big compared to those tiny things you grow in Texas.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

So you're saying my buying power is stronger there, or do I need to know how to barter? What is their legal tender? Gator teeth?

You can own a plantation for what you pay for a one bedroom house in South Central if you move to Mississippi

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

So you're saying my buying power is stronger there, or do I need to know how to barter? What is their legal tender? Gator teeth?

Barter is copenhagen, skoal, red man and BC powder

 

[Papi Chingon]

You can own a plantation for what you pay for a one bedroom house in South Central if you move to Mississippi

Say no more. I'm sold! Mississippi here I come!

 

[Papi Chingon]

Barter is copenhagen, skoal, red man and BC powder

Oh I get it. It's like red man is a $5 bill, copenhagen is a $10 bill, and skoal is a $20 bill, of sorts. Each have their own value. Very interesting system. Ahead of it's time really.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Any wild deer looks big compared to those tiny things you grow in Texas.

You should see thens

Oh I get it. It's like red man is a $5 bill, copenhagen is a $10 bill, and skoal is a $20 bill, of sorts. Each have their own value. Very interesting system. Ahead of it's time really.

Skoal is what the women dip. Its like a 50 cent coin.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

I was actually in Oklahoma this morning @ThatOneDude did you feel me eye fucking you from the panhandle?

 

[Papi Chingon]

You should see thens

Skoal is what the women dip. Its like a 50 cent coin.

Skoal is $9 here.

 

[Robbie Hart]

1. Mississippi
2. New Jersey
3. New York

Chicago and Pennsylvania deserve spots on this list

 

[ThatOneDude]

I was actually in Oklahoma this morning @ThatOneDude did you feel me eye fucking you from the panhandle?

I felt a tingling in my asshole, I thought it was the whataburger I had for breakfast, now I know the truth.

 

[Papi Chingon]

@ThatOneDude, I honestly wanted my first question to be whether you went there to fuck your sister, since that is legal in Oklahoma. I had to refrain. But here I sit still wondering.... I'm not asking you, but I am still apprehensive of your travels.

 

[ThatOneDude]

@ThatOneDude, I honestly wanted my first question to be whether you went there to fuck your sister, since that is legal in Oklahoma. I had to refrain. But here I sit still wondering.... I'm not asking you, but I am still apprehensive of your travels.

Absolutely not, it was so I could bring her some furniture for her new apartment and she could hang out with her nephew.