General Electile Dysfunction: an election that lasts longer than 4 days is a serious medical problem

[Shinkicker]

Joe Biden

........, it’ll be time for us to do what we’ve always done as Americans, to put the harsh rhetoric of the campaign behind us, to lower the temperature, to see each other again, to listen to one another, to hear each other again, and respect and care for one another, to unite, to heal, to come together as a nation.

I know this won’t be easy. I’m not naive. Neither of us are. I know how deep and hard the opposing views are in our country on so many things. But I also know this as well. To make progress, we have to stop treating our opponents as enemies. We are not enemies. What brings us together as Americans is so much stronger than anything that can tear us apart

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This won me over.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Isn't that just the smart way to do math in your head?

It's math with extra steps.
Where 8+5 = 5+2 & 8+2 & 10+3

 

[ThatOneDude]

It's math with extra steps.
Where 8+5 = 5+2 & 8+2 & 10+3

Seems silly for smaller numbers but with larger numbers it seems reasonable to do it this way in your head.

 

[ThatOneDude]

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This won me over.

Biden said he's going to force everyone to get vaccinated or parents will be jailed and kids will become a ward of the state.

 

[Shinkicker]

Biden said he's going to force everyone to get vaccinated or parents will be jailed and kids will become a ward of the state.

He was jk.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Seems silly for smaller numbers but with larger numbers it seems reasonable to do it this way in your head.

In my day they called it estimating

 

[ThatOneDude]

In my day they called it estimating

 

[ThatOneDude]

He was jk.

He was not

 

[Shinkicker]

........

He was not

My kids are almost grown. So that's your problem now, not mine. Lol

 

[member 1013]

Just come with us in mine!

I will meet you at the border

 

[ThatOneDude]

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My kids are almost grown. So that's your problem now, not mine. Lol

My kid got four vaccinations on Monday, not my problem at all....

 

[Shinkicker]

My kid got four vaccinations on Monday, not my problem at all....

Thank you for your service (to humanity), sir.

 

[ThatOneDude]

I will meet you at the border

Ok, @Splinty and I will sneak you across. See you in about 19 hours.

 

[member 1013]

I had eggs for breakfast a few hours ago and now I’m dropping sulphur bombs everywhere

 

[Qat]

Ok, @Splinty and I will sneak you across. See you in about 19 hours.
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You are barely a Texan by the looks of it.

 

[ThatOneDude]

You are barely a Texan by the looks of it.

You'd be speaking german if it wasn't for us. Show some respect!

 

[ThatOneDude]

I had eggs for breakfast a few hours ago and now I’m dropping sulphur bombs everywhere

I'm about to make a sausage and egg sandwich on a homemade sour dough bagel. It'll be the shit.

 

[member 1013]

I'm about to make a sausage and egg sandwich on a homemade sour dough bagel. It'll be the shit.

Omg, a pork sausage?!?!

J @jerk did you know I am jewish

Because I’m jewish

 

[ThatOneDude]

Omg, a pork sausage?!?!

J @jerk did you know I am jewish

Because I’m jewish

It's kosher pork sausage, just like the kosher ribs I made this weekend.

 

[Qat]

You'd be speaking german if it wasn't for us. Show some respect!

So how's living in Oklahoma?

 

[ThatOneDude]

So how's living in Oklahoma?

I spent 6ish weeks in Oklahoma once, worst place ever.

 

[member 1013]

I spent 6ish weeks in Oklahoma once, worst place ever.

Mississippi is the worst state in the union that I’ve been to.

 

[Deleted member 1]

You are barely a Texan by the looks of it.

being barely a Texan is like being barely pregnant. You either are or you aren't.

 

[member 1013]

being barely a Texan is like being barely pregnant. You either are or you aren't.

I went to Corpus Christi once

 

[ThatOneDude]

Mississippi is the worst state in the union that I’ve been to.

Mississippi is pretty bad too, but I only spent a few days there.