Disowned my family today

[ThatOneDude]

Welp, I never thought there would be a rif in my family that would cause us to not communicate or spend holidays together, but it has happened.

My parents don't want turkey on Thanksgiving. I gave them an ultimatum, there's a fucking turkey or there's no me on Thanksgiving. Thanks mom.

 

[Sweets]

Welp, I never thought there would be a rif in my family that would cause us to not communicate or spend holidays together, but it has happened.

My parents don't want turkey on Thanksgiving. I gave them an ultimatum, there's a fucking turkey or there's no me on Thanksgiving. Thanks mom.

GET!
A!
Goose!

 

[b00ts]

My family did this two years ago. We had a family member go gluten free and all of that shit. They decided to make a bunch of gluten free shit and didn't have turkey, ham, etc. I sent a polite message to everyone in the family that we weren't attending because of a pill head, single mom relative that wanted more attention by ruining Thanksgiving with her "gluten-free" lifestyle that wasn't going to help her obesity. We skipped it and also Christmas.

The next year, we had enough food to make up for the prior year and the attention whore family member wasn't allowed to come. I win

 

[ECC170]

Welp, I never thought there would be a rif in my family that would cause us to not communicate or spend holidays together, but it has happened.

My parents don't want turkey on Thanksgiving. I gave them an ultimatum, there's a fucking turkey or there's no me on Thanksgiving. Thanks mom.

Damn...My mom OD few weeks ago and before that I hadn't talked to her for a year...I took her in and she robbed me...I know you're jk but it sucks when ya have a crazy mom who always put dudes before her kids...I say throw a turkey through her Window with a note attached..

 

[gangsterkathryn]

That's definitely grounds for disowning them.
We will probably have turkey fried and oven made, with stuffing both in and out.
And I make the best pumpkin pie.

 

[Mud Slinger]

My girls family does prime rib but now that I'm around she roasts me a little bird too.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Welp, I never thought there would be a rif in my family that would cause us to not communicate or spend holidays together, but it has happened.

My parents don't want turkey on Thanksgiving. I gave them an ultimatum, there's a fucking turkey or there's no me on Thanksgiving. Thanks mom.

Brother, understand your concern and tradition but think about this (without a rainbow):
You can spend time together (i can't due to the space and co ordination required)........enjoy those holidays, I miss having a base house and bouncing around relative's houses.

Secondly, it's your family man. I miss being able to see and spend time with mine.

Don't let little shit get I the way of something that can be worked out.....as in, your mom will put turkey on the menu with a little side chat

 

[Mr Positivity]

That's definitely grounds for disowning them.
We will probably have turkey fried and oven made, with stuffing both in and out.
And I make the best pumpkin pie.

Take that sexy talk to the Fapout secation, you're turning me on.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Take that sexy talk to the Fapout secation, you're turning me on.

That's the second time today someone has said that to me when I talk about pumpkin pie.

 

[Mr Positivity]

Welp, I never thought there would be a rif in my family that would cause us to not communicate or spend holidays together, but it has happened.

My parents don't want turkey on Thanksgiving. I gave them an ultimatum, there's a fucking turkey or there's no me on Thanksgiving. Thanks mom.

You gotta draw a line in the sand brother & if that line is turkey based then you baste that turkey.

 

[Mas Macho]

GET!
A!
Goose!

TurDucKen

 

[Sweets]

TurDucKen

I bow to this...

 

[mysticmac]

What the hell else would they eat?

 

[Ministry of Silly Walks]

That's definitely grounds for disowning them.
We will probably have turkey fried and oven made, with stuffing both in and out.
And I make the best pumpkin pie.

bobby flay does. he won that throwdown.

 

[check it]

Welp, I never thought there would be a rif in my family that would cause us to not communicate or spend holidays together, but it has happened.

My parents don't want turkey on Thanksgiving. I gave them an ultimatum, there's a fucking turkey or there's no me on Thanksgiving. Thanks mom.

Find a better family...on craigslist.

 

[SongExotic2]

I'd rather have chicken myself

 

[Sweets]

I'd rather have chicken myself

Had Goose?

 

[Bozy]

My family did this two years ago. We had a family member go gluten free and all of that shit. They decided to make a bunch of gluten free shit and didn't have turkey, ham, etc. I sent a polite message to everyone in the family that we weren't attending because of a pill head, single mom relative that wanted more attention by ruining Thanksgiving with her "gluten-free" lifestyle that wasn't going to help her obesity. We skipped it and also Christmas.

The next year, we had enough food to make up for the prior year and the attention whore family member wasn't allowed to come. I win

Mike Jones would call this "Big Dog Status"

 

[SongExotic2]

Had Goose?

Never

Is it good?

 

[Sweets]

Never

Is it good?

It's like a beef roast fucked a chicken and had the most delicious baby that was ever conceived. Go out of your way man, seriously.

 

[ThatOneDude]

GET!
A!
Goose!

This is fucking America sir, we eat a fucking turkey on thanksgiving

 

[ThatOneDude]

Brother, understand your concern and tradition but think about this (without a rainbow):
You can spend time together (i can't due to the space and co ordination required)........enjoy those holidays, I miss having a base house and bouncing around relative's houses.

Secondly, it's your family man. I miss being able to see and spend time with mine.

Don't let little shit get I the way of something that can be worked out.....as in, your mom will put turkey on the menu with a little side chat

Fuck that, I'm making my bacon wrapped turkey and I'll eat it by myself, some slute, or @Stillmatic..... One way or another I will have our families traditional bacon wrapped turkey!

 

[ConorMcGregor NutHugger]

We make tamales for thanksgiving. Sorry my wife makes tamales for thanksgiving. Then we have a bunch of them that last till Christmas. Since we get sick of them by then we make a turkey then. Backwards ass family I got. New year it's ham.

 

[Sweets]

This is fucking America sir, we eat a fucking turkey on thanksgiving

But Geese are far more delicious than turkeys, I believe it's worth the break with tradition. You could forge a new path bringing hope of moist bird on every thanksgiving table.

 

[ThatOneDude]

But Geese are far more delicious than turkeys, I believe it's worth the break with tradition. You could forge a new path bringing hope of moist bird on every thanksgiving table.

Hey! Asshole! No one said goose was bad, on fucking thanksgiving, in the fucking United fucking states of fucking AMERICA we eat a turkey on Thanksgiving.