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Sex Chicken

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You want to hear something crazy? Saturday night I get a call from my mom, telling me that my sister tested positive for COVID when she did a rapid test for her second shift after going back to her job at an old age home.(!!!!) My sister lives on a farm with her boyfriend and is isolated so she checks in on my elderly parents all the time and she was over there on Friday night when my daughter was having a sleepover. Fuck me!

My sister said that the nurse at work told her that they've been getting a lot of false positives, so they did a proper nose swab and sent her test off but she won't know for two days. I book tests for my daughter and me yesterday and we go down to the hospital and get our noses swabbed and we have to wait 24-48 hours to get our results. I've been losing my mind for 2 days worried about my parents and also going through all the repercussions if we find out my daughter has been exposed. Calling her school (her entire class and teachers having to quarantine). Having to call all her friends parents. Basically looking like the fucking idiot who brought the only case of COVID into our biosphere and on top of it when people are just starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

Literally 5 minutes ago my sister called, I see her number pop up and I'm scared shitless, she got her test back and she's NEGATIVE! I'm fucking high on a surge of relief.
 
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BeardOfKnowledge

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You want to hear something crazy? Saturday night I get a call from my mom, telling me that my sister tested positive for COVID when she did a rapid test for her second shift after going back to her job at an old age home.(!!!!) My sister lives on a farm with her boyfriend and is isolated so she checks in on my elderly parents all the time and she was over there on Friday night when my daughter was having a sleepover. Fuck me!

My sister said that the nurse at work told her that they've been getting a lot of false positives, so they did a proper nose swab and sent her test off but she won't know for two days. I book tests for my daughter and me yesterday and we go down to the hospital and get our noses swabbed and we have to wait 24-48 hours to get our results. I've been losing my mind for 2 days worried about my parents and also going through all the repercussions if we find out my daughter has been exposed. Calling her school (her entire class and teachers having to quarantine). Having to call all her friends parents. Basically looking like the fucking idiot who brought the only case of COVID into our biosphere and on top of it when people are just starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

Literally 5 minutes ago my sister called, I see her number pop up and I'm scared shitless, she got her test back and she's NEGATIVE! I'm fucking high on a surge of relief.
So your sister works in the highest risk job we know of, and she's checking on on your elderly parents? Am I the first person who's recommended you stab her? I mean, I'd expect @galt would recommend it, but he's banned and all, so.
 

Sheepdog

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Dec 1, 2015
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You want to hear something crazy? Saturday night I get a call from my mom, telling me that my sister tested positive for COVID when she did a rapid test for her second shift after going back to her job at an old age home.(!!!!) My sister lives on a farm with her boyfriend and is isolated so she checks in on my elderly parents all the time and she was over there on Friday night when my daughter was having a sleepover. Fuck me!

My sister said that the nurse at work told her that they've been getting a lot of false positives, so they did a proper nose swab and sent her test off but she won't know for two days. I book tests for my daughter and me yesterday and we go down to the hospital and get our noses swabbed and we have to wait 24-48 hours to get our results. I've been losing my mind for 2 days worried about my parents and also going through all the repercussions if we find out my daughter has been exposed. Calling her school (her entire class and teachers having to quarantine). Having to call all her friends parents. Basically looking like the fucking idiot who brought the only case of COVID into our biosphere and on top of it when people are just starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

Literally 5 minutes ago my sister called, I see her number pop up and I'm scared shitless, she got her test back and she's NEGATIVE! I'm fucking high on a surge of relief.
Uh, that's good news, but your might want to let your sister know that she isn't isolated from covid if she's a nurse in a nursing home, mate.

It would be like saying I'm isolated from AIDS because I only get my ass pounded bareback on a floor covered with used syringes in a brothel in Botswana 5 nights a week, but make them wear a condom the other 2 nights.
 

Sheepdog

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And we're off for winter covid season! Good thing our government declared 'it's not a race' to vaccinate so we are going to have to shut down the whole city again.
 

Sex Chicken

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Uh, that's good news, but your might want to let your sister know that she isn't isolated from covid if she's a nurse in a nursing home, mate.

It would be like saying I'm isolated from AIDS because I only get my ass pounded bareback on a floor covered with used syringes in a brothel in Botswana 5 nights a week, but make them wear a condom the other 2 nights.
Yeah she had only worked her first shift the day before and she was in day 12 of her first vaccine shot. (They recommend 14 before you get the benefit). The vaccination rates in the homes is really high and they seem to have it under control.
 
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Yeah she had only worked her first shift the day before and she was in day 12 of her first vaccine shot. (They recommend 14 before you get the benefit). The vaccination rates in the homes is really high and they seem to have it under control.
Is your sister hot?

could I take her BF in a fite
 

Sheepdog

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Yeah she had only worked her first shift the day before and she was in day 12 of her first vaccine shot. (They recommend 14 before you get the benefit). The vaccination rates in the homes is really high and they seem to have it under control.
Did she get one of the real vaccines or that bootleg British blood clotting shit that we are using?

I am anticipating that's what's going to make our next wave so bad - people who've been given AstraZeneca will stop giving a fuck about social distancing, won't even know they've got the vid, and will start passing on the Wuhan clap to the rest of us.
 

Sheepdog

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Dec 1, 2015
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Is your sister hot?

could I take her BF in a fite
I'll fite you in a Tim Horton's of my choosing for her. MY choosing.

I lost my last showdown in a Coffee Time in Kitchener because I wasn't told in advance that it was only a 25 footer. It neutralized the effectiveness of my spinning leg elbows.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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Jul 22, 2015
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I am anticipating that's what's going to make our next wave so bad - people who've been given AstraZeneca will stop giving a fuck about social distancing, won't even know they've got the vid, and will start passing on the Wuhan clap to the rest of us.
If the eggheads are to be believed vaccinated people don't spread it.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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Jul 22, 2015
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And we're off for winter covid season! Good thing our government declared 'it's not a race' to vaccinate so we are going to have to shut down the whole city again.
We're still waiting on our flu season spike you promised.