General "Event 201" of cyberwarfare to kick off Friday

[ThatOneDude]

Don’t deny it. You would have much rather had your scientist wife take a job in the PNW.

Lol absolutely not.

 

[John Lee Pettimore]

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I'll be a nice guy and come back in 18 hours to clue you in on who to bet on for the main event. Easy money. ?

Blondes are not generally my type and neither are bubblegum pop chicks, but for some reason Taylor Swift really does it for me. I think it's her cold, aloof, ice queen features.

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[TheFifthScallop]

Lol absolutely not.

The pnw isn’t Portland and Seattle. The surrounding areas are far different. Don’t deny your true feelings, sweetums.

 

[ThatOneDude]

I'll be a nice guy and come back in 18 hours to clue you in on who to bet on for the main event. Easy money. ?

Blondes are not generally my type and neither are bubblegum pop chicks, but for some reason Taylor Swift really does it for me. I think it's her cold, aloof, ice queen features.

??

 

[ThatOneDude]

The pnw isn’t Portland and Seattle. The surrounding areas are far different. Don’t deny your true feelings, sweetums.

Sir, just no

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Sir, just no

Look, I’ll be candid. I just want you to move near me.

 

[John Lee Pettimore]

It must really suck. You know, wanting to be American so bad. You’d think they would just change to the greatest time zone on planet earth. That’s right, I’m talking about that PST.

Who wants to be American? Maybe a quarter of a century ago, sure. Post 9/11, what have you guys done except spend trillions to lose wars to Iron Age religious nuts, and generally flush your once-great nation down the toilet?

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[TheFifthScallop]

Who wants to be American? Maybe a quarter of a century ago, sure. Post 9/11, what have you guys done except spend trillions to lose wars to Iron Age religious nuts, and generally flush your once-great nation down the toilet?

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Excuse me, sir and/or ma’am. I was talking to @ThatOneDude

 

[ThatOneDude]

Look, I’ll be candid. I just want you to move near me.

You can come fly fish the east coast with me. I'll have my jet boat within 1 mile of a good river.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

You can come fly fish the east coast with me. I'll have my jet boat within 1 mile of a good river.

I’ll be out there eventually. There’s some fish in Vermont that I need to catch.

 

[ThatOneDude]

I’ll be out there eventually. There’s some fish in Vermont that I need to catch.

Dudeeeeeeeee
Seriously, let me know and we can tear it up.

 

[Enock-O-Lypse Now!]

@rmenergy how significant is this:


View: https://mobile.twitter.com/theinsiderpaper/status/1413531576911245317?s=21

 

[ThatOneDude]

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@rmenergy how significant is this:


View: https://mobile.twitter.com/theinsiderpaper/status/1413531576911245317?s=21

 

[member 3289]

It must really suck. You know, wanting to be American so bad. You’d think they would just change to the greatest time zone on planet earth. That’s right, I’m talking about that PST.

You're not even on PST right now, you goof.

Daylight savings time, how does it work?

 

[TheFifthScallop]

You're not even on PST right now, you goof.

Daylight savings time, how does it work?

We’re getting rid of daylight savings on the west coast.
Edit: I should mention that we are in the process of getting rid of it.

 

[member 1013]

For the hundredth time, this is my first account. It takes five seconds to run a search to see how much condemnation sparkuri gave to Kushner running the federal corona response. He's typed the guy's name twice on this forum, ever. If you're going to bitch about this woman being unqualified, but you were absolutely silent about Prince Kushner running half the federal government via WhatsApp for four years, why should that not be pointed out?

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If you want to prove you aren’t Vutu post a picture of your hand holding a piece of paper with “my name’s John Lee Pettimore, same as my daddy and his dad before…”

we will be able to tell because his hand should not correspond with your ethnicity.

 

[ThatOneDude]

If you want to prove you aren’t Vutu post a picture of your hand holding a piece of paper with “my name’s John Lee Pettimore, same as my daddy and his dad before…”

we will be able to tell because his hand should not correspond with your ethnicity.

How will we even know it's his hand? Vutu was sneaky.

 

[member 1013]

How will we even know it's his hand? Vutu was sneaky.

You’re right, he should post his penis instead

 

[ThatOneDude]

You’re right, he should post his penis instead

But how will we know it's his?

 

[member 3289]

We’re getting rid of daylight savings on the west coast.
Edit: I should mention that we are in the process of getting rid of it.

You're still not on PST right now, dork.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

You're still not on PST right now, dork.

PST, PDT, stop caring so much.

 

[member 3289]

PST, PDT, stop caring so much.

 

[Deleted member 1]

Is it happening????

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Is it happening????

 

[member 1013]

Is it happening????

It just did!