General So that didn't take long.... AFGHANISTAN

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Sheepdog

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Predict how long it takes Kabul to fall so I can clown you when you're wrong
Too many variables for now, which is why I said 'may not', mete. It depends on the US actually withdrawing - which isn't happening right now, they are sending in US troops.

And your premise that Kabul fall = regime collapse is also overly simplistic. The regime will have effectively collapsed once it is no capable of projecting power outside Kabul.

But I am happy to start the clock once the US makes it clear that it is actually evacuating its troops and we can be confident in the timeline. Obviously the Taliban can't, and won't even try to, overrun any significant US forces in Kabul.
 

Sheepdog

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They're famous around the world for aging like fruit.
The danger is part of the attraction. You have a very small window of time to get in before they pass their expiry date.

And you have to overcome their Medusa-like quality of having 600 male cousins with them at all times who will stab you the moment you look at them.
 

MMAHAWK

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A) There were more than 3,500 troops in Afghanistan when the Taliban took over half the country.

B) As already explained to you (and Bill Kristol knows) it was the Trump administration who initiated the withdrawal.

C) What the fuck is the point of maintaining the status quo? How does that serve US interests?

Bill Kristol is a neocon spaz who nobody on either side of politics respects. And you're a spaz for listening to him.
Just in case you’re confused I’m not Bill Kristol.
Also for the record
If tweets and memes hurt or confuse you, nobody can help you.
 

MMAHAWK

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A) There were more than 3,500 troops in Afghanistan when the Taliban took over half the country.

B) As already explained to you (and Bill Kristol knows) it was the Trump administration who initiated the withdrawal.

C) What the fuck is the point of maintaining the status quo? How does that serve US interests?

Bill Kristol is a neocon spaz who nobody on either side of politics respects. And you're a spaz for listening to him.
A - No Shit never said the opposite

B- No Shit never said he didn’t

c- I definitely feel like we owe some civilians in Afghanistan the chance to not be burned alive. Maybe it was always happening but I kinda enjoyed not reading about people being burned alive or beheaded for the last4 years.
 

Sheepdog

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Ron DeSantis is my hero. I love New Jersey and Mississippi. Fedor is the GOAT, Jon Jones is overrated and lizards are for fairies who are afraid of snakes.

I believe that 90% of Afghanistan's urban population will win 26% of the time.
That's a bit harsh on the lizards, mate.
 

SongExotic2

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Biden is just clearing the way for the chinese. I know they want to get in there and eventually they will be at odds with the Taliban. Any foreign power I assume the Taliban will start shit with especially since the chinese treat the Uighurs like shit.

I expect china to use Afghanistan the same way russia and the US have for the last 40ish years and that is a testing ground for weapons, tactics and just generally get their troops some combat experience. When's the last time chinese troops got some real life combat experience? Now they can use all that equipment and prepare for the wars that are coming
They had a king Fu death match with India. Apparently it was a merry old time
 

kaladin stormblessed

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Very helpful, but in this case I was aware of the phrase.

Just giving him some shit with a gif of his favorite human.
ok. i think ive complimented you before. and that sentiment is true. but for the record, its also really annoying that people like you are fluent in more than one language

because ive tried. and its impossible for me

 

SongExotic2

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ok. i think ive complimented you before. and that sentiment is true. but for the record, its also really annoying that people like you are fluent in more than one language

because ive tried. and its impossible for me

I want to learn Esperanto
 

SongExotic2

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Because it's useless and no cunt speaks it. A glorious waste of my time.
 

SongExotic2

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England are sending 600 paratroopers to evacuate Kabul.


No problem world, we will save the day for a change
 

SongExotic2

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Fuck it I say we sent the navy in and crush the Taliban once and for all!
 

SongExotic2

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I'm certain those figures won't include special forces from either country.


Hopefully they can hit the fuckers hard.


Q @Qat I have noted Germany's lack of commitment in my memory of time and will bring it up in future.


Same for Canadians.