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kaladin stormblessed said:
i want to bang her. not hurt her

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Okay, so here is what we do.

I come up to her dressed like the Jew costume from borat 2 and I rough her up a bit. I say “give me money give me land!” Then you come in wearing nothing but a Speedo and a Hamas flag and pummel me. She will fall in love with you and you’ll have her right there in Gaza. I, of course, will have been ripped apart by a frenzied mob but it will be worth it to know you lost your virginity.
 
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Lars said:
Okay, so here is what we do.

I come up to her dressed like the Jew costume from borat 2 and I rough her up a bit. I say “give me money give me land!” Then you come in wearing nothing but a Speedo and a Hamas flag and pummel me. She will fall in love with you and you’ll have her right there in Gaza. I, of course, will have been ripped apart by a frenzied mob but it will be worth it to know you lost your virginity.
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Lars said:
@Cody!!

www.theglobeandmail.com

Ottawa ministers vow to bring 20,000 Afghan refugees to safety

Priority will go to those most in danger, including women leaders, human-rights advocates and families of interpreters already in Canada
www.theglobeandmail.com www.theglobeandmail.com
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Australian Government:

'The reason we need to stay in Afghanistan is because leaving would be abandoning Afghans who worked with us'.

'Ok, so are you going to fight to protect them?'

'No. By 'we', I meant other people should stay in Afghanistan'.

'Ok, so all those people we're abandoning, we can just resettle them here then, right?'

'No. They are brown and probably terrorists'.

'Fuck you, Scotty'.
 
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Former Maycee Barber Fan said:
Australian Government:

'The reason we need to stay in Afghanistan is because leaving would be abandoning Afghans who worked with us'.

'Ok, so are you going to fight to protect them?'

'No. By 'we', I meant other people should stay in Afghanistan'.

'Ok, so all those people we're abandoning, we can just resettle them here then, right?'

'No. They are brown and probably terrorists'.

'Fuck you, Scotty'.
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Canada's handling has been much more of a shit show than that article would have you believe. They told the interpreters "Okay, you have a flight leaving in 48 hours. To be allowed to get on that flight you need an Afghan passport and a negative covid test."
 
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Lars said:
The military-industrial complex is a myth, like pizza.
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I went to the military industrial complex once. I told them to stop funding bogus think tanks to push war propaganda and create conflicts that line their own pockets. Then the receptionist told me that my free drink coupon had expired. Clearly the complex responds to any dissent with swift retaliation in this brave new world.

The weird part was that the military industrial complex looked eerily similar to a Carl's Jr.
 
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kaladin stormblessed said:
oh and i know i hate on defense contractors alot. for what its worth, 3 of my 10 closest friends work for Raytheon

but fuck em lol
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Definitely fuck em if they work for that clown shoes. I applied and nice and they ignored me. Cheeky cunts!
 
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kaladin stormblessed said:
oh and i know i hate on defense contractors alot. for what its worth, 3 of my 10 closest friends work for Raytheon

but fuck em lol
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Another thing I was reading, aside from all the pilots getting assassinated or deserting, is that most of the Afghanistan air force is grounded as all the contractors fucked off once the withdrawal was announced. And they would. The money there has gone to shit and if you don't have protection it's not worth it. 99% of them can't even arm themselves (I made that figure up. I only know me and one other with carry visas) and even so, they are mostly retired military specialists, not active special forces troops. Staying there is just waiting to become a beheading video.


It's a massive cluster fucking mess.

And haha at them capturing the scan eagle. Those boys weren't fucking around they just up and left. Very surprised the USA didn't hit the site to destroy all that equipment.


Extremely surprised to the point it sounds fishy to me.
 
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Shang Tsong2 said:
Diddnt. World war two started in 1939 you pussy. Not when america got bullied by Japan.
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We were providing you money during that entire period and you still got backed into a corner When the French fell.
Churchill been literally went to Roosevelt and asked for us to help with combat arms and consider troops.

Face it, the Germans have a history of being a decent military adversary.
 
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