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Speaker to Animals

encephalopathetic
May 16, 2021
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One extra letter is just too hard for some people?
Well, firstly, people are lazy. And since language is communication, what's understood sometimes becomes new vernacular i.e. "cool" (which is a word that makes no sense as usually applied, and I wonder when its common usage will become obscure.)

Apostrophe - s are going to become outdated, already are. People understand what's being communicated irrespective of the proper use.
 

TheFifthScallop

Who am I kidding? I’m a whore.
Amateur Fighter
Nov 15, 2015
5,812
7,306
Well, firstly, people are lazy. And since language is communication, what's understood sometimes becomes new vernacular i.e. "cool" (which is a word that makes no sense as usually applied, and I wonder when its common usage will become obscure.)

Apostrophe - s are going to become outdated, already are. People understand what's being communicated irrespective of the proper use.
The laziness is slowly killing me.
 

Speaker to Animals

encephalopathetic
May 16, 2021
8,161
7,371
The laziness is slowly killing me.
I used to feel that way, but the www's have emboldened the stupid to think they're smarter than everybody.

I gave up my Webster's Complex long ago, when I accepted that language is a very fluid thing and the fact that ancient texts in languages that still exist have to be revised to be understood today.

Just chill and get hip to the scene.
What scene?
The bathroom scene.
 

Freeloading Rusty

Here comes Rover, sniffin’ at your ass
Jan 11, 2016
26,916
26,589
Germany: Gas station employee killed over a face mask
A 20-year-old clerk was shot after asking a customer to wear a face mask in Germany. The suspected shooter said he was stressed out by coronavirus measures.
A gas station worker in the town of Idar-Oberstein, Rhineland-Palatinate, lost his life after a dispute with a customer over COVID-19 measures, police said Monday.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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56,950
Germany: Gas station employee killed over a face mask
A 20-year-old clerk was shot after asking a customer to wear a face mask in Germany. The suspected shooter said he was stressed out by coronavirus measures.
A gas station worker in the town of Idar-Oberstein, Rhineland-Palatinate, lost his life after a dispute with a customer over COVID-19 measures, police said Monday.
Now we're celebrating the murder of a gas station employee? Nice!