General Official TMMAC Fantasy Football League Season 7

[Filthy]

still no practice for D Harris and J Stevenson, Bolden is feeling enBoldened. AP feels like he should get the nod over JD McKissik, but it's a PPR league...he understands.

somebody jump in and square me away on concussion protocol, but if they don't have a limited practice on Friday there's no way for them to clear in time to play on Sunday...as I understand it.

Thoughts?

 

[Filthy]

good effort from the Fins...and the two FF Ravens I have were within 10% of their projection.

i looked, and the 'Fins put up a total of 32 pts on rosters tonight.

 

[Filthy]

now I see that @MMAHAWK has Reek, and I'm torn between playing for the win and playing for points. I was hoping Marquise and Edwards would BlowUp or Bust...nope.

so now if I start Mahomey and he has a monster game, Reek probably has a monster game too. I get more points but less likely to win.

if I start Russell N. Jimmies, and the Chefs shit the bed again there's a chance I can nudge out a win (if I catch another break).

probably just play for points and hope Mahomey rights the ship.

 

[Filthy]

@Ghost of Joey Moss is so thirsty for my knowledge he chugged the FakeNews on Stevenson practicing.



UPDATE: from Pats Fri injury report

RB Rhamondre Stevenson, Concussion (DNP)

 

[Filthy]

AP has been champing at the bit to get in this week, and if I'd recognized that Marquise de Brown was on a short week after an OT game, I may have started Pollard or AP. Probably not, I'm usually not that Bolden on a Thursday. But AP has a deep and persistent hatred for Sean Peyton, both as a football coach and as a human being. My heart says he's getting at least one TD and a taunting penalty.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv5UjECNB0c


just got back from the tailor, getting fitted for some custom pants to accommodate the giant balls I'm swinging by starting Russell N. Jimmies over His High Mahomeyness, and benching Elijah Mitchell for Let's Go Brandon Bolden.

I was on the fence this morning about both, but then I thought if ever there was a game to start Let's Go Brandon Bolden, it was the date with @MMAHAWK. I might downsize my manspread and do the rational thing with my QB...but probably not.

 

[Filthy]

really pushed the AI Farmers to produce some simulations that have me winning this week. Most of the likely scenarios involve Mahomes and Henne getting injured in the 1st drive, and Harrison Butker taking over at QB.

@MMAHAWK may have the players, but I has the maths.

 

[Rambo John J]

i'm like a 50pt dog to @MMAHAWK this week, seriously considering putting Russell The Love Muscle for Mahomey.

he's got a bionic finger now. Packers will be without Rodgers, and Peter Cheater loves to run up scores...

rodgers will play
NFL can't hold him back

 

[Filthy]

rodgers will play
NFL can't hold him back

Just found out from a Packer fan at my table...charity gala thing.

VIVA LA SHOOTOUT!!!

 

[Filthy]

@MMAHAWK

Sprout a penis and START RODGERS YOU PUUUUUSSSSSY!!!!

 

[Filthy]

tag @MMAHAWK if you think it's high time he put his Fantasy Points where his anti-science, Fauci-hatin, vaccine-hesitatin, muh-freehdohm luvin MOUTH is.

COVID Fantasy Football Showdown

Chairman Russell "N. Jimmies" Wilson of the Peoples Republic of Seattle

Hero of the Vaccinated Nation, 1st of the Jabbed, Host of the Hour-Long NFL Vaccination Special, close personal friend and confidant of the CDC, unofficial ambassador to Wuhan

Seahawks QB Russell Wilson, Ciara to host hour-long COVID-19 vaccination special

VS

Red Pill Ivermectin Man

If you don't start Rodgers, I don't know if we can be friends.

MAKE THIS A THING GODDAM IT!

 

[Filthy]

Drama in the locker room, Russell N. Jimmies had a throw down with Let's Go Brandon about vaccine mandates. Derrick Henry broke it up before it got physical, but those two guys aren't taking the fantasy field together this week.

I DGAF. I'm playing for the win this week, and I trust The Science (tm). so Fuck You Brandon stormed off muttering something about a flight to Toronto to join a team "that knows how to treat a lady".

his words, not mine.

Tony Pollard was all in and geared up, obviously AP and Mitchell thought it was their spot, but out of nowhere Scary Terry spoke up and said he could put in a call to McKissick.

 

[Wild]

@Hauler - I’m truly sorry you had to step in front of the buzz saw that is my team this week. These little digital guys are on a fucking mission and I can’t control it.

 

[Filthy]

LoL.

just realized Mahomes outscored an entire team. And not some team that's just been wiped out by injuries like @Hauler, but someone that's actually trying to win games.

 

[Hauler]

LoL.

just realized Mahomes outscored an entire team. And not some team that's just been wiped out by injuries like @Hauler, but someone that's actually trying to win games.

I'm in 3 leagues.

One is killing it, and my RBs on the other one are Helaire (IR), Chris Carson (IR), Kareem Hunt (IR) and McCaffrey (just got off IR)

Just brutal.

 

[Rambo John J]

my opponent must have given up on the season
had 4 inactive players in starting lineup

So I won 135-47

Lohan's legion is a gimme game on the schedule as of now

 

[Filthy]

my opponent must have given up on the season
had 4 inactive players in starting lineup

So I won 135-47

Lohan's legion is a gimme game on the schedule as of now

that's nice when it happens during Bye weeks. A win is a win.

Obviously, @MMAHAWK is going to win by Electoral Fantasy Points, but I have way more of the Popular Fantasy Points.

 

[Filthy]

I'm in 3 leagues.

One is killing it, and my RBs on the other one are Helaire (IR), Chris Carson (IR), Kareem Hunt (IR) and McCaffrey (just got off IR)

Just brutal.

I have some friends that play in competitive FF leagues, worse was the year I had my brother in my league...my competitive streak is too wide for me to play. I learned a long time ago that if I get competitive at recreational activities, I ruin them for myself pretty quickly.

But that being said, my bench AND my starters are scoring higher than some teams where people are trying their hardest. So even when I don't try, I'm probably trying harder than I need to.

 

[Rambo John J]

that's nice when it happens during Bye weeks. A win is a win.

Obviously, @MMAHAWK is going to win by Electoral Fantasy Points, but I have way more of the Popular Fantasy Points.

I think some of those players are maybe injured
Owner is AWOL, hope he/she is ok

 

[Wild]

I'm in 3 leagues.

One is killing it, and my RBs on the other one are Helaire (IR), Chris Carson (IR), Kareem Hunt (IR) and McCaffrey (just got off IR)

Just brutal.

My entire bench in this league is either Q, Out, or on IR. If a starter goes down, it’s over.

 

[Filthy]

My entire bench in this league is either Q, Out, or on IR. If a starter goes down, it’s over.

when my guys go down, they go down forever.
@MMAHAWK - can I change my team name to The Stream Team?

 

[Rambo John J]

when my guys go down, they go down forever.

I don't doubt that for a second

 

[Rambo John J]

My entire bench in this league is either Q, Out, or on IR. If a starter goes down, it’s over.

You guys are all in
Like the LA Rams

 

[Filthy]

I don't doubt that for a second

you should see what the ones I pick up from @Ghost of Joey Moss do...without charge or hesitation.

 

[Filthy]

LoL with the Niners up 14-0....

if it keeps going like this, then in accordance with the prophecy, if I'd played for the points I would have won the game

#FantasyFootballLife

 

[Wild]

Deebo Samuel has been such a beast for me this year. Have him both of my leagues.