General Why did sauron have the rings made?

[SongExotic2]

Seriously. The two towers is stupid. Pretty much every cunt dies on the battlefield. Then the wizard shows up and they just about scrape it.


Then in the next movie there's 10000 middle aged men ready to fight.

Where the fuck did they grow from??



Jrr Tolkien is full of shit.

I think he made this all up

 

[SongExotic2]

Also it was nice of elrond to send about 300 elfs to die at helm's deep. He saved the thousands for the next movie

 

[SongExotic2]

When they ride out of the keep there are about 8 of them. Including Aragon and the king of Rohan. They were fucked.

Half a movie later Rohan has a big army again. Where the fuck they come from? Were they hiding in the kitchen?

 

[Qat]

Seriously. The two towers is stupid. Pretty much every cunt dies on the battlefield. Then the wizard shows up and they just about scrape it.


Then in the next movie there's 10000 middle aged men ready to fight.

Where the fuck did they grow from??



Jrr Tolkien is full of shit.

I think he made this all up

Imagine a world without fast communications, and you have to muster armies without forewarning right the fuck now. It's not gonna happen.
Plenty able people sat cluelessly at home wanking in the Riddermark while the others shed blood in Helm's Deep.

 

[SongExotic2]

Imagine a world without fast communications, and you have to muster armies without forewarning right the fuck now. It's not gonna happen.
Plenty able people sat cluelessly at home wanking in the Riddermark while the others shed blood in Helm's Deep.

Nah that's bollocks. They had the beacons. I saw Rohan too, was barely a village. No way they had that many troops

 

[Qat]

Nah that's bollocks. They had the beacons. I saw Rohan too, was barely a village. No way they had that many troops

Rohan is the country, and it's vast with several settlements. What you saw was the capital, Edoras.

The beacons are only for use between Gondor and Rohan, and few peepz can even see them apart from the last ones at the capitals prolly.

Its really not that hard to grasp.

 

[SongExotic2]

Rohan is the country, and it's vast with several settlements. What you saw was the capital, Edoras.

The beacons are only for use between Gondor and Rohan, and few peepz can even see them apart from the last ones at the capitals prolly.

Its really not that hard to grasp.

Preposterous claim. How come kings of England were able to amass huge armies for the crusades? They didn't have WhatsApp.

 

[Qat]

Preposterous claim. How come kings of England were able to amass huge armies for the crusades? They didn't have WhatsApp.

Did they do it in 2 days?

 

[SongExotic2]

Did they do it in 2 days?

Yep. Old trip to Jerusalem. Pub in Nottingham they all stopped at for a pint on the way to smite the savages.

Look it up

 

[SongExotic2]

 

[Qat]

Good news @SongExotic2. According to the trailer of the upcoming Amazon show, it specifically is about your original question.

With some luck, you will actually get it.

 

[SongExotic2]

Good news @SongExotic2. According to the trailer of the upcoming Amazon show, it specifically is about your original question.

With some luck, you will actually get it.

They better not fuck this up. Most expensive production of all time

 

[SongExotic2]

Ahhh I see it's not until September. That gives me plenty of time to do more research beforehand

 

[FINGERS]

They better not fuck this up. Most expensive production of all time

Erm I think you'll find that it's Grange Hill if you do the maths. And do what the price was then to now.

 

[SongExotic2]

Erm I think you'll find that it's Grange Hill if you do the maths. And do what the price was then to now.

I watched citv growing up. Then once we got diamond cable I watched the channel that had fresh prince. I forgot what it was called, it was basically a teen sitcom channel

 

[SongExotic2]

Erm I think you'll find that it's Grange Hill if you do the maths. And do what the price was then to now.

Did I tell you one of the drivers at work used to be a BBC actor? He was on all kinds of shows, there's a scene on the young ones where some kid throws up on his cornflakes or something. That was him. He was in a bunch of shit, I'll ask him what when I next see him.

He said saville was a known nonce and the chaperones used to keep them away from him

 

[FINGERS]

I watched citv growing up. Then once we got diamond cable I watched the channel that had fresh prince. I forgot what it was called, it was basically a teen sitcom channel

You was abused as a child.

 

[SongExotic2]

You was abused as a child.

I had to watch out for smackheads on the way to school, that's about it

 

[FINGERS]

I had to watch out for smackheads on the way to school, that's about it

You weren't allowed to watch bbc

 

[SongExotic2]

You weren't allowed to watch bbc

Because it's crap

 

[SongExotic2]

I wonder if we will see sauron without his mask? I bet he looks ghastly.


Saying that what am I thinking, it will probably be Amy schumer or some other woke none funny bull dyke.

Or jussie Smollett.

 

[SongExotic2]

Fucken non binary lord or lady of things that identify as round

 

[Qat]

I wonder if we will see sauron without his mask? I bet he looks ghastly.

Your brain is as leaky as your arse.

Read post 3 again.

 

[The Big Guy]

I'm just disappointed nobody used it as a cock ring

Think of Gandalfs powers if he had the gold cock ring. Slanging that gnarled staff into every skank in the kingdom.

That's a better ending

 

[SongExotic2]

I'm just disappointed nobody used it as a cock ring

Think of Gandalfs powers if he had the gold cock ring. Slanging that gnarled staff into every skank in the kingdom.

That's a better ending

There's something about gandalf you should know.






His favourite kind of staff is made from man flesh