General Why did sauron have the rings made?
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Why did the horn of Gondor get chopped clean down the middle?
Load of bollocks
Load of bollocks
When you lay out all the facts like you have
@SongExotic2, it makes me wonder if someone didn't just make up the whole story.
@SongExotic2, it makes me wonder if someone didn't just make up the whole story.
Some people just can't look past the truth. Apparently in the new TV series there is a hobbit called Herman.When you lay out all the facts like you have
Just stuck this on..heard it's alright
You reckon isiuldur knew that chopping captain mongo's fingers off would kill him?
The extended versions are much better than the theatrical version
As a big fan of the books... Jackson didn't fuck it up too badly.
Three films was a bit much. There was fat to be trimmed.
But all through the seventies to the nineties I said, "It will never be done well on the big screen" and I was so happy to be wrong.
Some things I couldn't have imagined were accomplished admirably, the look and sound of the Ents being one. Just perfect.
Three films was a bit much. There was fat to be trimmed.
But all through the seventies to the nineties I said, "It will never be done well on the big screen" and I was so happy to be wrong.
Some things I couldn't have imagined were accomplished admirably, the look and sound of the Ents being one. Just perfect.
The music is fantastic.
It's just them ghosts at the end that wind me up.
And the ring obviously.
It's been a long time. The ghosts, you mean the faithless on the Paths of the Dead?
The music did have a sweeping grandeur, composed around the long, wide shots.
All I had until the films was watching the unfinished Bakshi animated.
If I were the lord of Mordor I'd just make a full suit of mythril.
Frodo got stabbed off a cave troll and was alright. I'd make a full fucken Spiderman costume of the stuff.
Frodo got stabbed off a cave troll and was alright. I'd make a full fucken Spiderman costume of the stuff.
Problem would be if you weren't some other guy, but Sauron; non corporeal.
Saying that tho, sauron is a daft cunt, he would leave the mouth open like RoboCop or something stupid.
Yah, in the books it was another story beat where Aragorn proves himself the true King.
It is excellent.
I was just thinking of another "better than my imagination" element of the films.
The whole look of the Ring Wraiths and the shadow world they exist in was perfectly done.
Yes I like them creepy cunts. I worked on a program where the logo was a ring wraith. Multi million dollar defense program and some nerd picked a ring wraith. Was pretty funny.
Once upon a time, I could've told you the name of the Witch King(wraith leader).
I can tell you their proper name is Ulairi, spirits of Arda similar in power to Gandalf.
Gandalf was resurrected like Jesus and sent back for to defeat Sauron and the Creepy Cunts.
You reckon legolas
They should have resurrected him as magneto. He'd have fucked up Mordor
Would have been an actual character at least.
Probably more effective too.
Wouldn't let a couple of betas just walk by him with the most important thing to his plan.
Plus magneto could use the ring as a bullet! He'd be able to ping that fucker all over
This elf witch needs sacking too. I saw her do magic in the Hobbit movies but in the lord of the rings she doesn't do bugger all apart from talk slow like a mong.
All Ashe does is whisper and be weird.
Jackson was forced to add so much unnecessary bullshit to the story by the studio so it could be three more films.
I never bothered to see The Hobbit. Looked bloated.
It's worth a watch. Good way to kill a day