Wait, the US was - *gasp* - talking to players within Ukranian politics, trying to get them onside with the West?
Ukraine crisis: Transcript of leaked Nuland-Pyatt call
A transcript of the alleged conversation between Assistant Secretary of State Victoria Nuland and the US ambassador to Ukraine, Geoffrey Pyatt discussing the crisis in Ukraine.www.bbc.com
I'm shocked, shocked I say!
What are the rules of M.A.D.?
How dead can everyone be?
USA: "Bruh, I could kill everyone in your country 3x over."
Russia: "Oh that's adorable. I could kill everyone in your country 4x over."
USA: "Shit! Get me some more German scientists!"
North Korea: "We have missile too"
USA & Russia: "Shut the fuck up Rocket Man"
He was going for the Sochi Olympics in that year.
He had to play nice.
But it was definitely Obama too.
Uh, they used to have a real big empire, bruv.
Not when compared to us bruv.
It was invented in 1884, so unless a British engineer had also invented a time machine, it wasn't to beMaybe they should have brought some ammo when they crossed the pond in 1775.
Even if they had a time machine, they still would have got their asses kicked back across the pond.It was invented in 1884, so unless a British engineer had also invented a time machine, it wasn't to be
With the mighty Maxim on our side?Even if they had a time machine, they still would have got their asses kicked back across the pond.
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I saw a funny thing where an African American lady made a post “what Russian colonialism?” And a picture of Africa with all the Western European flags where they colonized. I guess half of Asia and large chunks of Europe don’t count.
Good writing from on the ground in Kyiv. A wartime diary by Yevgenia Belorusets
Hey myaaann, you gotta ask them, I'm just sitting here being mellow
How often do fake headlines get so twisted that they're totally believable these days? The Onion was a thing
All the places in your empire were trash, bruv.
The NYT headline was real. The comedian who tweeted is a satirist pointing out the absurdity of "Tactical nukes are totally different!"
It's weird that when people think about empires and colonialism they only think about places like Britain and France who took over a bunch of far off lands because they were the only people they could over power.
RIP Ukraine
So that makes this war OK?
I think that's them saying "Hey, what about our yachts and English soccer teams?"
Don’t you ever take this tone with me again.