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Sex Chicken

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This is a thread where people can share their travels.

It will serve two purposes,

A) to expose members to new cultures and cuisines.
B)to set up fights betweenTMMAC’rs when we visit each other’s areas.

For instance, I am an in Sandusky Ohio today, and I will be in Columbus Ohio tomorrow. If any Ohioan members are feeling froggy and want to experience an elite plumb clinch, jump into the thread and let me know.

Some observations on America’s heartland….

So far my favourite thing was when I was driving through Butt-fuck Pennsylvania, I saw a store by the side of the highway that sold “Fireworks and All Your Karate Needs”. My wife wouldn’t let me pull over but she says I can on the way home.

In Ohio, when a woman turns 16, she is required by law to get a dream catcher tattoo on her thigh.

The morning crew of the Sandusky McDonald’s are all active Meth users and smoke before work.

I am a Toronto 7 and a Sandusky 11.
 

Hauler

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If any Ohioan members are feeling froggy and want to experience an elite plumb clinch, jump into the thread and let me know.
We aren't Ohioans. We are Buckeyes.
I think I'm the only Buckeye on these boards so I can't help but think this is an obvious and purposeful provocation.

Heading home to train.

 
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Mexico is an utter shithole. Avoid at all costs. Literally nothing there that you can't experience in a more advanced part of the world.
 

Dick Niaz

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OP comes to my state, doesn’t give me a heads-up, then has the audacity to start a thread a few weeks later about traveling and meeting up to fight. Fucking amateur hour.
 

Sex Chicken

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Ohio observations Pt 2…

Chick-Filet is good.

Just saw a guy with a “Soulja Boy” tattoo.

About to try Golden Corral.

It looks like the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
 

Sex Chicken

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Unless you have a 4 year old with you, I'm gonna need to know why there are grapes on your fucking table.

And if you put ketchup on that hotdog I will be northbound with a quickness to smack it out of your hand.
A table of single mothers sent those grapes over along with their cel numbers.
 

SongExotic2

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Mexico is an utter shithole. Avoid at all costs. Literally nothing there that you can't experience in a more advanced part of the world.
Bullshit. Tijuana is awesome.


It's also extremely dangerous. I'm talking worse than Iraq and Afghanistan. But I really liked it.
 
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Bullshit. Tijuana is awesome.


It's also extremely dangerous. I'm talking worse than Iraq and Afghanistan. But I really liked it.
I was in the Cancun area. It wasn't that dangerous during the day because of the high pedestrian traffic.

But the shit food, lack of central AC, and everyone trying to scam you make the country a dump.
 

SongExotic2

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I was in the Cancun area. It wasn't that dangerous during the day because of the high pedestrian traffic.

But the shit food, lack of central AC, and everyone trying to scam you make the country a dump.
I dunno, not been there. Only other place I went is san Luis, a border town. That was alright too. Neither are tourist spots for sure. I had my police money on me. Actually I was smoking a cigarette in a bar in Tijuana (I was only 15 so didn't want to smoke in front of my dad) and the fucken bar bot raided by the federales.

I was fucking terrified, I thought they had come for me for smoking in the toilet.
 

SongExotic2

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That looks like something SongExotic2 @SongExotic2 would knock up at home.
There's some gang warfare going on in my house. People haven't been doing the pots and they have started leaving passive aggressive messages around the house. We have had like 3 new housemates this past year and they are knob head. They wind up my other house mate who has been here the longest now Moe left.

They are dirty. Noisy. The slam the door. It's actually quite funny to me to see it piss him off. He's the most reserved and polite guy, and I think he's gonna murder em.

I ain't saying shit in court. Fuck that.
 

Lukewarm Carl

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I'll be in New Orleans next week for work... I don't know how much down time I'll have but if anyone has any recommendations, I'll take them.
 
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Figures you'd come to America and go straight to a town named after a child sex offender as fast as you can
 

Filthy

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I'll be in New Orleans next week for work... I don't know how much down time I'll have but if anyone has any recommendations, I'll take them.
drinks and songs at Pat O'Briens (Patty O's).
Coffee and Beignets at Cafe Du Monde

Confederate Memorial Museum and Ogden Museum of Southern Art are right next door to each other, and a short walk from the WWII museum.