General Making a bean pie

[Rambo John J]

Fucking Pagans

 

[Filthy]

I’m going to support you in this.

did you get permission from your wife and Subaru Rats before committing?

 

[BrunoMcGyver]

makes 2 pies

4 eggs
14 oz can Evaporated Milk
2 c cooked cannellini beans
1/2 c butter (softened)
2 tbls all-purpose flour (King Arthur is the best)
1 tsp Saigon cinnammon (roasted is best, not necessary)
1/2 tsp nutmeg (bonus points if you grate your own, but make it FINE)
1/2 tsp cardamom
2 c brown sugar (scant, approximately 1.85 cups)
2 tbsp vanilla

preheat oven to 425
mix flour and spices in a bowl
cook beans until very soft, drain
put beans in food processor on high for a few minutes.
add evaporated milk, eggs, and vanilla one at time, blending thoroughly after each
pour filling in pie shells, bake 15-20m (i put aluminum foil around the crust to keep it from burning)
turn oven to 350, bake 35-45m

i use grandma's pie crust recipe. Crust is key for a cannelini pie...needs to be light and flaky, or the whole pie can feel 'dense'.

That reads like a recipe straight from the dear holy Allah himself.

I'm definitely going to try it your way the next time I make a pie.

 

[Filthy]

Black Bananas and Curdled Milk

#BeanPie photobomb

 

[kneeblock]

This is low key the funniest thread I've ever read on here. It's like a great "white people react to..."

 

[Filthy]

This is low key the funniest thread I've ever read on here. It's like a great "white people react to..."

my first bean pie was served to me by my Black Power friend.

my bean pie is superior in every way.

 

[SongExotic2]

oP still has the shits from this horrible creation

 

[Filthy]

oP still has the shits from this horrible creation

my kids will pick this pie over anything but their Grandma's fresh-from-the-garden pies.

it's amazing, and fills you with Black Pride.

 

[SongExotic2]

I think I've actually had it before and it was good.

 

[Filthy]

I think I've actually had it before and it was good.

might be confusing it with when you got filled with Black Dong.

was it sweet, or salty?

 

[SongExotic2]

might be confusing it with when you got filled with Black Dong.

was it sweet, or salty?

Nah I have had it. I can't recall where. I'm gonna guess my grandmother made it. Or my aunt

 

[BrunoMcGyver]

Haven’t made one of these in a while. Maybe I will this weekend if I have the time.

Fat Power my brothers

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

What do you eat bean pie with?

toppings?

 

[Filthy]

What do you eat bean pie with?

toppings?

whipped cream.

i did an Italian (Zabaione?) whipped cream one time with vanilla, and it was sex and a car wreck at the same time.

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

whipped cream.

i did an Italian (Zabaione?) whipped cream one time with vanilla, and it was sex and a car wreck at the same time.

 

[Jdog93]

I've left things on the lawn that resemble these bean pies you speak of.

 

[RaginCajun]