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What sports are the UK good at these days?

Just curious.
 
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I ask myself this every day. Nothing pisses me off more than someone driving 60 in the fast lane, and it happens ALL the fucking time over here. Like our driving schools never taught people to get the fuck over into the slow lane, or people just dont care about being assholes. Either way, it drives me crazy.
 

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I ask myself this every day. Nothing pisses me off more than someone driving 60 in the fast lane, and it happens ALL the fucking time over here. Like our driving schools never taught people to get the fuck over into the slow lane, or people just dont care about being assholes. Either way, it drives me crazy.
Passing lane. It's a passing lane.
 

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Go ahead tell me what other sports Germany, Italy, and Spain are good at. I'll wait.
So let me get that straight, you put out an outrageous statement, and then expect someone whose feathers you have ruffled to do work for you? How about you do some research yourself?
 

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Go ahead tell me what other sports Germany, Italy, and Spain are good at. I'll wait.
the alpine region people can luge the hell out of a mountain. i think spain has great bull fighters or maybe sprinters because they practice running from those bulls in pamploma

oh..and italian people are good at soccer by the time they're 5.

in general.
 

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the alpine region people can luge the hell out of a mountain. i think spain has great bull fighters or maybe sprinters because they practice running from those bulls in pamploma

oh..and italian people are good at soccer by the time they're 5.

in general.
Not worth it to answer him on on that.
He just needs to take a look at the all-time Olympic Games medal table. And don’t forget the winter games.
 

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So let me get that straight, you put out an outrageous statement, and then expect someone whose feathers you have ruffled to do work for you? How about you do some research yourself?
I didn't put out an outrageous statement. I put out an objective statement. The knee jerk reaction is "No, I've always been told Soccer is the world's game so it must be true." People don't bother to look and say "Holy fuck I hadn't thought of it that way, Basketball and Rugby are popular in places where soccer isn't AND it's growing in places where soccer already is" They don't even acknowledge that the same attitude they accuse Americans of having about soccer, they have about anything that isn't soccer.
 

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Not worth it to answer him on on that.
He just needs to take a look at the all-time Olympic Games medal table. And don’t forget the winter games.
The most popular sport at the winter games is hands down Ice Hockey. Winter games also aren't universally popular.
 
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Not worth it to answer him on on that.
He just needs to take a look at the all-time Olympic Games medal table. And don’t forget the winter games.



This one?

It's like we lead the world in everything worth leading.
 

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This one?

It's like we lead the world in everything worth leading.
Yes, this one! Hahaha this was soooo clear.
And now, how about you go to the actual numbers, and do some math and see how it correlates to the number of people in each country.
Then come back and tell me we are bad at every other sport than football. Lol.
 

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Hmkay.
I actually chuckle when I hear that soccer is "the world's game" it's huge in a handful of countries who suck at every other sport, and countries who can't afford to play anything else. More like the rest of the world's game.
This is an outrageous statement because its wrong on so many levels. But you can specify if you want to. Though I doubt there is much substance behind that.
Go ahead tell me what other sports Germany, Italy, and Spain are good at. I'll wait.
The most popular sport at the winter games is hands down Ice Hockey. Winter games also aren't universally popular.
You see the difference? First its other sports, but now its about popularity? Why? And Olympic sports are not popular? Sure thang.
And Spain.. are not good at Basketball?
 
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Yes, this one! Hahaha this was soooo clear.
And now, how about you go to the actual numbers, and do some math and see how it correlates to the number of people in each country.
Then come back and tell me we are bad at every other sport than football. Lol.
Wait so you want me to formulate your argument for you? How about no?
 
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Like illiteracy in the developed world and obesity!

YAAAY
I was thinking # of Olympic medals earned, military spending, military strength and reach, # of UFC champions, and # of internationally top-ranked universities.

But yeah I guess whatever you said, too.
 
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I was thinking # of Olympic medals earned, military spending, military strength and reach, # of UFC champions, and # of internationally top-ranked universities.

But yeah I guess whatever you said, too.
Income inequality and most deaths for uninsured health care patients per annum?

Just fucking around.

Can I has F 22?
 

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Hmkay.

This is an outrageous statement because its wrong on so many levels. But you can specify if you want to. Though I doubt there is much substance behind that.


You see the difference? First its other sports, but now its about popularity? Why? And Olympic sports are not popular? Sure thang.
And Spain.. are not good at Basketball?
Of course popularity is relevant. Being the best in the world at a sport only one country plays, like America with football, makes your skill at it irrelevant in a global conversation. Winter sports are not universally popular, almost half of the world lacks the ability to play them. The fact that you'd pretend they are is indicative of your lack of objectivity. Yes, Spain is getting really good at basketball unfortunately that speaks more to my point about other sports growing in countries where soccer once completely ruled the landscape, than it does to negate it. The same thing is happening in Argentina, Italy, and Brazil.
 
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Can I has F 22?
Absolutely not, but I will allow you to board the USS Gerald Ford as we launch one using our brand new Electromagnetic Aircraft Launch System.



Continental Europeans look at this and say "Wow! You mean you can launch fighter jets from ships!!??"
 
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Q @Qat let us look at each Winter Olympic sport.

Ice Sports
Alpine, Skiing and Snowboarding Events - Love the Alpine events, decent talent pool.
  • Alpine Skiing (Downhill, Super G, Giant slalom, Slalom, Super Combined)
  • Freestyle Skiing (Aerials, Moguls, Ski Cross, Ski halfpipe and Ski slopestyle)
  • Snowboarding (Parallel Giant Slalom, Halfpipe and Snowboard Cross and Slopestyle)
Nordic Events - Small talent pool for all sports, especially ski jumping and biathlon.
  • Biathlon (combining cross-country skiing and target shooting: individual, sprint, pursuit, mass start & relay events)
  • Cross-Country Skiing (individual and team sprint, freestyle, pursuit, classical and relays)
  • Ski Jumping
  • Nordic Combined (ski jumping and cross country skiing)
From this extremely scientific analysis, it is safe to say that the majority of the sports in the Winter Olympics are dumb niche sports. The number of participant countries and athletes is small because you need two things: snow and lots and lots of money.
 
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Absolutely not, but I will allow you to board the USS Gerald Ford as we launch one using our brand new Electromagnetic Aircraft Launch System.



Continental Europeans look at this and say "Wow! You mean you can launch fighter jets from ships!!??"
What plane can I has?