General NFL 2023-24 Official Thread

[Hauler]

I would have all the sex with Carrie Underwood

 

[Thuglife13]

Can't believe the Cards beat Dallas.
And the Colts over Ravens.

Love it.

View: https://twitter.com/EvanHAbrams/status/1706087021389734181


View: https://twitter.com/LuckyovLegends/status/1706108959239922097

 

[Hauler]

Burrow gonna give it a try. Not sure I agree with his decision. This is 1 game. Don't want to lose him for the season.

 

[Hauler]

White out at The Jungle tonight.

Nobody does it like Penn State, but it should still look pretty cool.

Bengals breaking out the white helmets tonight. Love the look.

 

[Hauler]

That's a fucking INT. These announcers can go fuck themselves.

 

[Wild]

Jalen Hurts is a beast

 

[sparkuri]

Fucking insane rush yds

 

[Hauler]

Bengals needed this win. Gotta close this out.

 

[crowbar]

4 team money line parlay today

Ravens
Dolphins
Jags
Pats

$10 pays $28

What in the fucking fuck?

Get a new bookie Holmes,you are getting fucked in the ass.

 

[GO BIG RED!!!]

Can't believe the Cards beat Dallas.
And the Colts over Ravens.

Love it.

note to self

hauler is a motherfucking cocksucker. if i ever meet him im gonna poke him in the eye. chuck liddell style.

 

[Hauler]

note to self

hauler is a motherfucking cocksucker. if i ever meet him im gonna poke him in the eye. chuck liddell style.

My "love it" was more for the Ratbirds losing.

But I am no fan of Dallas, other than watching Micah Parsons dominate fools.

 

[Wild]

What in the fucking fuck?

Get a new bookie Holmes,you are getting fucked in the ass.

Thats Draftkings

 

[GO BIG RED!!!]

My "love it" was more for the Ratbirds losing.

But I am no fan of Dallas, other than watching Micah Parsons dominate fools.

well in chuck liddell style ill never remember who you are and forget what you said and also what ive said.

 

[GO BIG RED!!!]

these morning sports talk shows are pathetic. i wish someone would do a george michael sports machine type show. gimme scores and highlights. throw in a few feel good stories of boobies and thats it. fuck. these dudes on these shows are the exact types ive fucking hated my whole life.

 

[Rambo John J]

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Despite their early offensive struggles with a clearly unhealthy Burrow, if the Bengals can continue to play defense like they did against the Rams until he's healthy then they will be a problem for anyone.

 

[Hauler]

Despite their early offensive struggles with a clearly unhealthy Burrow, if the Bengals can continue to play defense like they did against the Rams until he's healthy then they will be a problem for anyone.

Agreed. This is still a very, very good team.

 

[crowbar]

Thats Draftkings

A 4 team parlay should pay 11-1.

 

[Rambo John J]

A 4 team parlay should pay 11-1.

Depends on odds

Can't bet 4 heavy favorites and get 11-1

 

[crowbar]

Depends on odds

Can't bet 4 heavy favorites and get 11-1

Sure you can if you cover the spread.

 

[Rambo John J]

 

[crowbar]

Not photoshopped.

A real life silver & black Broncos jacket.

 

[Hauler]

A 4 team parlay should pay 11-1.

Ir was a money line parlay, bruh. Just picking winners. No spread.

 

[crowbar]

Ir was a money line parlay, bruh. Just picking winners. No spread.

Alrighty then.Never played a money line in my life & don't know what they were.

 

[Hauler]

Alrighty then.Never played a money line in my life & don't know what they were.

Moneyline just means "winner"

Like if you parlayed the 49ers and Chiefs to win this week. They are both heavy favorites, so the payout isn't great:



$10 risk to win $3.65