General NFL 2023-24 Official Thread

[Robbie Hart]

LMAO

Raiders just closed out the game by sacking Mac Jones in the end zone. Safety.

Raiders 21
Patriots 17

Patriots are 1-5

I thought it was the system, not the QB

 

[Hauler]

Jets just took the lead over the Eagles.
Hurts with 3 INTs today. So far.

20-14

1:46 to go.

 

[Hauler]

If Carrie Underwood ever started an OnlyFans page and it was just her doing squats, I'd have to get a dedicated TV just so I could stream it 24/7.

 

[Hauler]

LOL @ those tiny Bills flags. Why bother you fucking nerds? They looked like the ones you hang off your front porch.

 

[Hauler]

Tyrod Taylor behind a severely compromised O-Line...against one of the better defenses in the league that gets Von Miller back tonight.

ALL BETS DOWN!!!

 

[Rambo John J]

LOL @ those tiny Bills flags. Why bother you fucking nerds? They looked like the ones you hang off your front porch.

Too big IMO

 

[Hauler]

Justin Pugh was literally on the couch last week. He was signed to play as an emergency guard. Their left tackle just got hurt, so now he's playing left tackle.

He is getting SMOKED out there. Every play.

During intros, instead of saying his college or high school he said "Straight off the couch"

They need to put a TE out there to help him ASAP or Taylor is going to die.

 

[Hauler]

DK already offering an early cash payout on my UNDER bet. LMAO.

 

[Hauler]

Damien Harris getting taken off the field by ambulance.

Hit didn't look all that bad. Hope it's just an over-abundance of caution.

 

[Rambo John J]

Bills shut out at halftime

 

[crowbar]

 

[crowbar]

Bills got some hometown cooking on the last play.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Cowboys will win 63-3 tonight

 

[Hauler]

Cowboys will win 63-3 tonight

Chargers 22
Dallas 20

 

[Hauler]

SNF we get Carrie and her legs.

MNF we get a Lionel Richie impersonator, Snoop Dogg and Chris Stapleton.

MNF needs to step up their game. Shit sucks.

 

[Hauler]

Khalil Mack and Joey Bosa are gonna terrorize Dak all night long.

All night. All night.
All night long.

 

[Hauler]

My Bengals are off today, but there are (2) solid matchups I'm looking forward to.

1 PM Lions (5-1) @ Ravens (4-2)

Then tonight after we all get treated to Carrie Underwood's legs...
8:20 PM Dolphins (5-1) @ Eagles (5-1)

 

[Rambo John J]

My Bengals are off today, but there are (2) solid matchups I'm looking forward to.

1 PM Lions (5-1) @ Ravens (4-2)

Then tonight after we all get treated to Carrie Underwood's legs...
8:20 PM Dolphins (5-1) @ Eagles (5-1)

Good night game

 

[Hauler]

Fuck Pittsburgh

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Wait, since when did the "Tush Push" get renamed to the "Brotherly Shove"?

Fuck that, if two offensive players are going to fondle the QB's backside during a play, it gets a gay name.

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Weaksauce roughing the passer call against Miami.

 

[NotBanjaxo]

If Miami can get back from injury the best cornerback pairing in the NFL (Jalen Ramsey and Xavien Howard), the best three fifths of their offensive line, and RB De'von Achane (led the league in rushing prior to getting injured), they will be a true force to be reckoned with.

Right now, they are 0-2 versus good teams, and 5-0 versus some very mediocre teams.

 

[Hauler]

Holy shit did the Colts get hosed. That was some HORRIBLE officiating to close out that game.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Typical Bronco player

always playing cheap shot games or spitting on someone

NFL suspends Broncos' Jackson 4 games for hits

 

[GO BIG RED!!!]

absolutely amazing that lowly nfl teams continue to trade great players to the top nfl and sports media darlings. dolphins and niners somehow find the opportunity and trade for the 2 most dynamic players in the game the last couple yrs? simply amazing. and now the eagles have traded for an all pro safety after being gifted a talented receiver just a couple yrs back? that is some all time great front office moves that i dont think have been accomplished since walker to the vikings? nfl doesnt even hide their manipulation of the game anymore.