General NFL 2023-24 Official Thread

[Hauler]

absolutely amazing that lowly nfl teams continue to trade great players to the top nfl and sports media darlings. dolphins and niners somehow find the opportunity and trade for the 2 most dynamic players in the game the last couple yrs? simply amazing. and now the eagles have traded for an all pro safety after being gifted a talented receiver just a couple yrs back? that is some all time great front office moves that i dont think have been accomplished since walker to the vikings? nfl doesnt even hide their manipulation of the game anymore.

Interesting that a floundering program has effectively traded arguably their best 2 players to the same organization. First AJ. Now Byard.

The AJ trade was mind-boggljng. Made zero sense. This one you might be able to use age (Byard is 30) as an excuse and TEN is trying to capitalize while they can.

 

[Hauler]

Hauler Stat of the Day:

Mahomes is 12-0 against the Broncos.

Even more impressive: He's NEVER lost on the road to any team in the AFC West. 16-0. That's unbelievable.

Chiefs play @ Denver this afternoon at 4:25

KC ATS -7; M/L -340
o/u 45.5

 

[Hauler]

Another Stat of the Day:

Joe Burrow is 12-3 in his career against teams that are at least three games over .500, including the playoffs. That's the best winning percentage (.800) by any starting QB with a minimum of 10 such starts since at least 1950.

 

[Hauler]

Sounds like plenty of Bengals fans made the trip to SF.

Pretty loud "TEEEEEEE" cheers when Higgins made that catch.

I was going to go to this game but I've already been to California once this year. That's enough. Goofy ass motherfuckers.

 

[Hauler]

Denver sticking it to KC.

Gonna fuck up my parlay, but I love to see it!

 

[Thuglife13]

Sounds like plenty of Bengals fans made the trip to SF.

Pretty loud "TEEEEEEE" cheers when Higgins made that catch.

I was going to go to this game but I've already been to California once this year. That's enough. Goofy ass motherfuckers.

Good game but Purdy is playing with our emotions with his interceptions...

 

[Rambo John J]

Denver sticking it to KC.

Gonna fuck up my party, but I love to see it!

parlay?

If your having a KC party then lose my number

I might want to trade you for Wilson in Fantasy if you need a player
Seems like K Cousins tore achilles

 

[Hauler]

Good game but Purdy is playing with our emotions with his interceptions...

Bengals finally look like the Bengals.
Good to have Burrow healthy for sure.

I didn't think the Bengals would win this one.

 

[Hauler]

parlay?

If your having a KC party then lose my number

I might want to trade you for Wilson in Fantasy if you need a player
Seems like K Cousins tore achilles

Yeah. Parlay.
My phone is dumb.

 

[Hauler]

parlay?

If your having a KC party then lose my number

I might want to trade you for Wilson in Fantasy if you need a player
Seems like K Cousins tore achilles

 

[Robbie Hart]

@Outlaw Shit is jerking off as he hugs his tree with this win by the broncos

 

[Hauler]

I just pissed away $5 but IDGAF.

 

[Hauler]

If Carrie Underwood ever got me in a triangle...I'd never tap.

 

[Hauler]

LOL at a white NFL QB having shit tattoos.

Get in the cage, bruh. Do you even MMA?

 

[Rambo John J]

@Outlaw Shit is jerking off as he hugs his tree with this win by the broncos

Not at all

Sean Payton is 1-1 vs Chiefs is all I know
Broncos Roster is still shallow and needs work

 

[Robbie Hart]

Not at all

Sean Payton is 1-1 vs Chiefs is all I know
Broncos Roster is still shallow and needs work

Yes, you were caught

 

[Hauler]

I'm still alive in a Survivor Pool. Heading into Week 9, I'm about out of "good" teams to choose.

My choices:
TEN @ PIT
MIA @ KC
MIN @ ATL
ARZ @ CLE
LAR @ GB
WAS @ NE
CHI @ NO
SEA @ BAL
TB @ HOU
IND @ CAR
NY @ LV
DAL @ PHI
BUF @ CIN
LAC @ NYJ

I'm thinking Cleveland. But that scares the shit out of me.

 

[GO BIG RED!!!]

niners with another unbelievable trade.

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Dolphins vs Chiefs, let's fucking goooooo!

Hoping for a huge game from Tyteek against his former team.

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Wow, the crowd is really loud in Frankfurt. They seem to be overwhelmingly Chiefs fans too.

 

[Hauler]

Surprisingly, the German National Anthem doesn't mention their favorite hobby - which is attempting to conquer the world.

Unity and justice and freedom
For the German fatherland!
Towards these let us all strive
Brotherly with heart and hand!
Unity and justice and freedom
Are the foundation of happiness;
Flourish in the radiance of this happiness,
Flourish, German fatherland!

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Surprisingly, the German National Anthem doesn't mention their favorite hobby - which is attempting to conquer the world.

Unity and justice and freedom
For the German fatherland!
Towards these let us all strive
Brotherly with heart and hand!
Unity and justice and freedom
Are the foundation of happiness;
Flourish in the radiance of this happiness,
Flourish, German fatherland!

Yeah, they don't sing the "Deutchland Deutchland uber alles" bit any more (Germany, Germany over all).

 

[NotBanjaxo]

The translation of the Mexican national anthem sounds more like it should be the German one:

War, war without truce against who would attempt
to blemish the honor of the fatherland!
War, war! The patriotic banners
saturate in waves of blood.
War, war! On the mount, in the vale
The terrifying cannon thunder
and the echoes nobly resound
to the cries of union! liberty!

 

[Hauler]

The translation of the Mexican national anthem sounds more like it should be the German one:

War, war without truce against who would attempt
to blemish the honor of the fatherland!
War, war! The patriotic banners
saturate in waves of blood.
War, war! On the mount, in the vale
The terrifying cannon thunder
and the echoes nobly resound
to the cries of union! liberty!

Haha. Holy shit.

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Mahomes always makes a mountain out of a molehill when a defender makes any contact with him.

He could be a soccer player with that attitude.