Human GP Semi Final 2: Batman vs Chuck Norris

[Leigh]

Semi Final 1:

Batman - @Gilbosh vs Chuck Norris - @sheefer

Arena: Latin America

Combatants are unarmed but may arm themselves from their surroundings.

Win is by KO/death. Fleeing the battle is a DQ.

Voting ends Wednesday

 

[Wintermute]

Stumbling into this thread is like walking down a dark alley in Tokyo and stumbling into a dimly-lit noodle shop with nerds talking and playing Magic: The Gathering. I literally feel just like that.

...of COURSE Batman beats Chuck Norris.

 

[SC MMA MD]

Chuck Norris can swim through land; Batman got easially done in by a woman.

Chuck takes this.

 

[Ministry of Silly Walks]

don't fuck with chuck.

 

[RedDragonUK]

Batman

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmMPL89fvds

Does batman have moves like this?

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr1mIhNd8L8

Even Hitler knew better than to fuck with Chuck.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Hard to believe there are people that think a mere comic book character could defeat Walker, Texas Ranger. Its not to late to change your votes

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Batman cant fuck with Chucks beard and chest hair game

 

[Jonny Quest]

The Dark Knight

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Couple more things

Chuck doesn't have to dress up like someone else to kick ass

Chuck actually kills people, Batman couldn't even catch the joker or penguin

Chuck has actually been in a real fight, doubt Mike Keaton even knows what a fight is.

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[IDOHARM]

Batman is a master of every martial art known to man. It's cheap as fuck but that's the way it is. Chuck Norris has flappy old man tits and osteoporosis, batman wins by DQ when Norris throws a kick and his artificial hip malfunctions.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Batman is a master of every martial art known to man. It's cheap as fuck but that's the way it is. Chuck Norris has flappy old man tits and osteoporosis, batman wins by DQ when Norris throws a kick and his artificial hip malfunctions.

Hi KJ.

 

[Stickgrappler]

Didn't vote yet. Awaiting Gilbosh's presentation. Leaning one side already.

 

[IDOHARM]

Hi KJ.

It's not my fault that you rode the wrong horse into battle!

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

It's not my fault that you rode the wrong horse into battle!

Batman can't even ride a horse

 

[IDOHARM]

Batman can't even ride a horse

 

[Stickgrappler]

^^^^

LOLOLOL - good timing and setup!

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

This is the human GP, not the comic book GP. Nice try tho

 

[IDOHARM]

This is the human GP, not the comic book GP. Nice try tho

 

[Stickgrappler]

^^^

LOLOL take that sheefer!

 

[IDOHARM]

In before Sheefer replies:

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

In before Sheefer replies:

So what, he is just sitting thers. You could get anyone to do that. How many POWs did he rescue from the viet cong?

 

[otaku1]

Chuck.
Because of this.
Come on guys.
No can defend.