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Well my fat black lab had an ACL surgery and had to go on lots of walks for her rehab. She wanted to go for one at about midnight. At the time I lived in the woods surrounded by two conservation areas teeming with wildlife; deer, cougars, coywolves, foxes, etc. It is the midst of the Canadian winter, there is about 3 feet of snow on the ground.

Well anyway I guess these things were stalking us, sensing my dogs weakness as she limped beside me. She picked up on it immediately and I took her cues that something was wrong. I could hear rustling in the undergrowth. I growled and then yelled at the direction of the rustling, and it went silent. After trying to stare down and intimidate the darkness, I turned around and started heading back to the house. We got about 100 meters and the Coywolves started calling; its a weird and haunting mix of a wolves howl and a coyotes yipping bark. Anyway, some of their friends answered from the north and quickly we were surrounded.

There was probably 12+ of the bastards, and half of them were the size of small German Shepherds. Instinctively, I grabbed a stake placed at the edge of the road for guiding snow plows and stood over my dog. The coywolves cautiously approached. I began to bellow, leap around and chimp out as hard as I could, smashing the stake into nearby trees and off the pavement. This gave them pause, but they decided to press their luck from the rear. Things briefly got hairy; I smacked two upside the head and my dog bit off a third one's paw. This was luckily enough to send the pack running, they are not as tough or tenacious as wolves. But it was pretty scary bro.

I hope you enjoyed that and didn't find it lame.
 
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What's a coywolve?
In the Algonquin Provincial Park area of Ontario, Canada, coyotes spreading eastward from their traditional territory in Western North America encountered a very isolated population of grey wolves. Usually the grey wolves just kill coyotes, but in this case they saw them as breeding potential and soon crossbreeds were emerging, commonly called the Eastern coyote or Coywolf. It has now spread over a massive part of Eastern North America and can survive anywhere from forests, fields and grasslands to urban metropolises such as Toronto and Chicago.
 

Zeph

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Well my fat black lab had an ACL surgery and had to go on lots of walks for her rehab. She wanted to go for one at about midnight. At the time I lived in the woods surrounded by two conservation areas teeming with wildlife; deer, cougars, coywolves, foxes, etc. It is the midst of the Canadian winter, there is about 3 feet of snow on the ground.

Well anyway I guess these things were stalking us, sensing my dogs weakness as she limped beside me. She picked up on it immediately and I took her cues that something was wrong. I could hear rustling in the undergrowth. I growled and then yelled at the direction of the rustling, and it went silent. After trying to stare down and intimidate the darkness, I turned around and started heading back to the house. We got about 100 meters and the Coywolves started calling; its a weird and haunting mix of a wolves howl and a coyotes yipping bark. Anyway, some of their friends answered from the north and quickly we were surrounded.

There was probably 12+ of the bastards, and half of them were the size of small German Shepherds. Instinctively, I grabbed a stake placed at the edge of the road for guiding snow plows and stood over my dog. The coywolves cautiously approached. I began to bellow, leap around and chimp out as hard as I could, smashing the stake into nearby trees and off the pavement. This gave them pause, but they decided to press their luck from the rear. Things briefly got hairy; I smacked two upside the head and my dog bit off a third one's paw. This was luckily enough to send the pack running, they are not as tough or tenacious as wolves. But it was pretty scary bro.

I hope you enjoyed that and didn't find it lame.
Better than I was expecting. Add something about a pack leader that leaps at you and you bat it out of the air in the next telling.
 
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Better than I was expecting. Add something about a pack leader that leaps at you and you bat it out of the air in the next telling.
Shit, my bad, I forgot to mention when I taped the minibar to my hands and killed the alpha.
 

SongExotic2

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I would get the reference is all. I put them out there every now and then
 

SongExotic2

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Well my fat black lab had an ACL surgery and had to go on lots of walks for her rehab. She wanted to go for one at about midnight. At the time I lived in the woods surrounded by two conservation areas teeming with wildlife; deer, cougars, coywolves, foxes, etc. It is the midst of the Canadian winter, there is about 3 feet of snow on the ground.

Well anyway I guess these things were stalking us, sensing my dogs weakness as she limped beside me. She picked up on it immediately and I took her cues that something was wrong. I could hear rustling in the undergrowth. I growled and then yelled at the direction of the rustling, and it went silent. After trying to stare down and intimidate the darkness, I turned around and started heading back to the house. We got about 100 meters and the Coywolves started calling; its a weird and haunting mix of a wolves howl and a coyotes yipping bark. Anyway, some of their friends answered from the north and quickly we were surrounded.

There was probably 12+ of the bastards, and half of them were the size of small German Shepherds. Instinctively, I grabbed a stake placed at the edge of the road for guiding snow plows and stood over my dog. The coywolves cautiously approached. I began to bellow, leap around and chimp out as hard as I could, smashing the stake into nearby trees and off the pavement. This gave them pause, but they decided to press their luck from the rear. Things briefly got hairy; I smacked two upside the head and my dog bit off a third one's paw. This was luckily enough to send the pack running, they are not as tough or tenacious as wolves. But it was pretty scary bro.

I hope you enjoyed that and didn't find it lame.
I liked reading this
Good times
 

lookoutawhale

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Agreed. She's got jokes on Twitter all day. Look her up.
have you read any of her Vagina tales. Funny stuff.
heh i bet. will do. yeah i think i read one of them she posted here where she whips her nipples back into her shirt and speeds off into a geo metro from some dude went the date went weird or something :laughing:. where are the other stories located?
 

lookoutawhale

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Hi Whale-ay Baybay! I rediscovered a pool of new thigh meat specimens. Am gorging myself on Twitter :eyes: still no response from that Facebook man with your Twitter name. Bastid :(
hehe nice.

that dude is hoarding that name for no reason. you need to thirst trap him somehow. :sunglasses:
 

lookoutawhale

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I think I'll wait till it's over completely and then decide, because at the moment it sounds like people doing random shit because something unexplainable happened, which is giving me Lost PTSD flashbacks.
yeah that last episode of Lost was rough. I really thought the show would finally come together somehow. I thought it was going to be a fantastic ending. No way would they leave everyone hanging.. and then they did..
 

lookoutawhale

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Yea kind of. It's a fucking weird world. Standard David Lynch surrealism. It's not for everyone, but if you're a fan of his work then you most likely would enjoy it.
oh man i remember Twin Peaks. I thought the first 15 episodes were fantastic. Once the mystery was solved that tv show got weirder and weirder. I thought lost was nuts, Twin Peaks went into a whole new level of wackyness. Dwarfs in tiled rooms, giants, another dimension. I think David Lynch started doing shrooms in the tail end of that one.

While thinking of that show.. i think ill go eat a donut now. :)
 

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hehe nice.

that dude is hoarding that name for no reason. you need to thirst trap him somehow. :sunglasses:
You totally just tried to pimp my poon. I like that in you. Playa playa whale penis layer. *beat boxing* * chip tooth whistles* * drops down and gets my eagle on*
 

Zeph

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You totally just tried to pimp my poon. I like that in you. Playa playa whale penis layer. *beat boxing* * chip tooth whistles* * drops down and gets my eagle on*
I can make a backpage profile for you.
 
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oh man i remember Twin Peaks. I thought the first 15 episodes were fantastic. Once the mystery was solved that tv show got weirder and weirder. I thought lost was nuts, Twin Peaks went into a whole new level of wackyness. Dwarfs in tiled rooms, giants, another dimension. I think David Lynch started doing shrooms in the tail end of that one.

While thinking of that show.. i think ill go eat a donut now. :)