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Chief

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Well my fat black lab had an ACL surgery and had to go on lots of walks for her rehab. She wanted to go for one at about midnight. At the time I lived in the woods surrounded by two conservation areas teeming with wildlife; deer, cougars, coywolves, foxes, etc. It is the midst of the Canadian winter, there is about 3 feet of snow on the ground.

Well anyway I guess these things were stalking us, sensing my dogs weakness as she limped beside me. She picked up on it immediately and I took her cues that something was wrong. I could hear rustling in the undergrowth. I growled and then yelled at the direction of the rustling, and it went silent. After trying to stare down and intimidate the darkness, I turned around and started heading back to the house. We got about 100 meters and the Coywolves started calling; its a weird and haunting mix of a wolves howl and a coyotes yipping bark. Anyway, some of their friends answered from the north and quickly we were surrounded.

There was probably 12+ of the bastards, and half of them were the size of small German Shepherds. Instinctively, I grabbed a stake placed at the edge of the road for guiding snow plows and stood over my dog. The coywolves cautiously approached. I began to bellow, leap around and chimp out as hard as I could, smashing the stake into nearby trees and off the pavement. This gave them pause, but they decided to press their luck from the rear. Things briefly got hairy; I smacked two upside the head and my dog bit off a third one's paw. This was luckily enough to send the pack running, they are not as tough or tenacious as wolves. But it was pretty scary bro.

I hope you enjoyed that and didn't find it lame.
That's one bad ass lab bro!
 

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Qat

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j/k.

In the OT overview, put your mouse over the avatar in front of the thread. Only discovered it today as well. :D

270!
 

Sweets

All Around Dumbass
Feb 9, 2015
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Damn, chimpanzee friends, grown ass uncoordinated children trying to play soccer in my house kicked tea all over my BACKUP laptop other ones in still not back from being fixed cause god damn ASUS are making it impossible to get their wildly overpriced parts delivered, cause they would rather I wasted money on a whole new yoke, well fuck you ASUS I'll wait and get a basically new machine for 150 you dicks

I'll be back when my shit is more functional, or saturday, whichever comes first
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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Damn, chimpanzee friends, grown ass uncoordinated children trying to play soccer in my house kicked tea all over my BACKUP laptop other ones in still not back from being fixed cause god damn ASUS are making it impossible to get their wildly overpriced parts delivered, cause they would rather I wasted money on a whole new yoke, well fuck you ASUS I'll wait and get a basically new machine for 150 you dicks

I'll be back when my shit is more functional, or saturday, whichever comes first
Bag of rice
 

Chief

4070 = Legend
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
10,565
18,275
Damn, chimpanzee friends, grown ass uncoordinated children trying to play soccer in my house kicked tea all over my BACKUP laptop other ones in still not back from being fixed cause god damn ASUS are making it impossible to get their wildly overpriced parts delivered, cause they would rather I wasted money on a whole new yoke, well fuck you ASUS I'll wait and get a basically new machine for 150 you dicks

I'll be back when my shit is more functional, or saturday, whichever comes first
That sucks man. You might have to kick it on your phone for fight discussion threads! Hope it's resolved quickly!
 

Sweets

All Around Dumbass
Feb 9, 2015
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Bag of rice
They busted the finger mouse deal and the usb ports are already dead, you know from the stress of usb being used on it

Chief I've lost my phone which is actually good cause it's a piece of dirt and I'm gonna replace it with a giant chinese phablet which will make my laptop redundant
 

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kids need ninja shit too
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hope ya get all that sorted out before the awesome fights this weekend. .that live thread is almost as much fun as seeing people get pummeled.
 

Qat

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hope ya get all that sorted out before the awesome fights this weekend. .that live thread is almost as much fun as seeing people get pummeled.
Will u even watch the PPV if I don’t tell you too like last time? :p