General Choose your own adventure
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You emerge from stasis. Eyes crusty and fingernails like a pterodactyl. You see a familiar baldie in front of you. A devil hound. A warlock of Alta. He grins as he asks you.
"Did you learn your lesson?"
A. Try to sidestep him.
B. Shit in your hand and throw it at him.
C. Say "yes massa" again and go back to.your slumber.
Reader beware, forum life ain't fair!
"Did you learn your lesson?"
A. Try to sidestep him.
B. Shit in your hand and throw it at him.
C. Say "yes massa" again and go back to.your slumber.
Reader beware, forum life ain't fair!
It
Wasn't, I assure youYour school sounds better than mine
I worked with a chap who was 400 odd pounds (I weighed him to see) and on the first weekly work meet up we went to chillis. His wife came too.
I've got an alcohol problem.
But I was amazed at the amount he put down him. Cocktails and beers. It didn't fucken touch him either. I know he'd struggled for work for a while leading up to that job, I guess he was celebrating.
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Join the em-eh(mejeecan prison mafia), turn to pajina 666. You have sacrificed your soul but have gained a slight amount of power, holmes.
E Meh was right there bro, RIGHT there!
Actually, those dudes are kinda scary, I regret mocking them with my adolescent humor..
Don't shank me, bro
M-eh
Not EEEE-meh. Turn to page 0, you cried and you died.
Not EEEE-meh. Turn to page 0, you cried and you died.
Every.Fucking.Time.
He was humongous. Good at his job too. His wife would always come to our weekly work gatherings and you could see she wasn't happy when his leash was off.
Now I think about it he might have been the best drinker I ever seen. It didn't touch him at all. I can't drink half that much on new years eve or I'll end up in the slammer
I thought you were from Colorado?
Your tower block is shit