General California Squatter Driven Nearly Insane, and Eventually to Jail, by a Streamer and His Chat

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Papi Chingon

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This is probably too much text for some of you to read, so for those of you that don't want the background you can go directly to the video links. There is more to the story which makes it absolutely hilarious, so I would encourage you to read it.


Squatters are a plague on many communities, and in some states, like California, they're given "rights" that make it hard to drive them out of private property, effectively making your house their house.

This is a massive problem in blue states, but people aren't without their tools. Businesses have popped up that effectively drive the squatter from the home by getting around some of the laws designed to protect them.

But one property owner didn't hire a business, she simply called her brother, a streamer who goes by the name "Asian Andy," and what Andy put this woman through is nothing short of pure psychological torture, which he turned into fun content you can now enjoy.

To give you some background before we start, you need to learn about the squatter in question.

The reports about the woman named "Mary" are filthy with horrific details. According to Andy, Mary is notorious around California for being a professional squatter, prostitute, and con artist who utilizes services like AirB&B to move in to homes and then just doesn't leave. Instead, she'll squat legally under California law, never leaving. She's also a raging racist.

If you'd like to see more info on Mary, Andy has a Google Drive file with information into just how awful she is.

Andy, at the end of all of this, dug into her past found she's a former mental patient who has a habit of harassing property owners and tenants, even going so far as to call CPS on people who give her a hard time in order to try to get their children taken away. She often takes up a lot of time and money by dragging people into frivolous lawsuits.

I want to let you know the kind of cruel and unusual person Mary is because what Andy subjects her to would be considered cruel and unusual in any other circumstance. However, in this case, it's just a real pleasure to watch.

The story starts off with Mary squatting at a residence, effectively flaunting her ability to force the owner to do her bidding, while the police can do nothing about it. As you can see early on, California police are sick and tired of Mary, whom they've had to deal with for a long time, a fact that will come into play later.

After Mary damages the foot of Vince, the owner of the home, Andy is called in. He sets up residence in the house and starts streaming. Right away, the chaos begins. Mary is subjected to loud music and banging sounds, as well as Andy's chat using programs to play their own music and AI voices through the speakers.

By the second video, Mary is already at her wit's end. She's locked herself in the room she's squatting in as Andy and his chat continue the chaos. He also turns it into an unspoken contest of who has the most mental illnesses. While Andy doesn't have any that I can see, he claims to in order to beat her at her own game.

Moreover, as Andy streams, he smokes a lot of marijuana, effectively hot boxing the house. This causes Mary to throw bleach on the floor in the living room, but Andy simply takes a broom and pushes the bleach under her door. At one point, Andy's chat learns how to submit AI-created songs that insult and mock Mary.

Throughout this, the police are called by Mary multiple times, and each time they side with Andy.

Here's the second entry into the four-part series.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t63zjRnJ9iI



Mary has clearly had it by the third video but she refuses to leave. Since Andy's stream is exploding, and his revenue is going up, he continues the psychological assault, including getting up at 6 a.m. in order to sing karaoke. Mary retaliates by throwing oil down on the floor outside the hallway, likely hoping Andy will slip and fall, but he sweeps that back into her room too, being sure to knock on the door with his broom as he does.

Andy also reveals text that were sent to his family members, threatening physical attack if they came near her door out of "self-defense." She even called the Vietnamese family "uncivilized rat-eating scum," after threatening to file complaints at their work and schools.

Andy goes to her social media profiles and notices she's an "SJW who hates white people" and begins calling her "white," which makes her very angry. Eventually, Mary calls the cops again and the police tell her that if they have to come down again because of a civil matter with Andy, they'll write her a citation.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbGFnIhf-6Y



In the final video, Andy calls in fellow streamer Justin Carrey, who took the chaos from a 10 to an 11. While Andy takes a break and leaves the house, Carrey drives Mary to near-insanity, eventually causing her to flee. Carrey follows her around in public, continuing to harass and publicly shame her until she finally turns around and spits on him several times, which results in Mary's arrest.

The gang then go into Mary's room, which they had so far been banned from entering, and found that Mary is disgusting. She lives like a pig, and even broke the television in the room for an unknown reason.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F49JnqZBivs



As Andy notes, this isn't just a win for Andy and his family, but for all the families Mary ever wronged and took advantage of.

Squatters are something that shouldn't exist in America as they're a clear violation of property rights and proof that the government doesn't recognize private property, just another thing of yours they can have control over. It's nice to see one of the worst squatters in America served up a dose of their own medicince.
 

jason73

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its too bad you cant just beat the living fuck out of squatters . they get in the vacation houses and houses of the snowbirds up here and fuck shit up . they roll up the carpets to keep warm , they shit in the toilets til overflowing . they light fires on the floor to keep warm etc . they can be in there for months before the snowbirds come back from florida or arizona to find their homes trashed and filled with needles . they are fucking disgusting people with zero respect for themselves or anyone around them . these people should be dealt with in the harshest ways possible....but no.... they give them rights and treat them like people. we dont quite have the crazy california squatter laws but still nothing ever happens to them . ruining someones home should get you like 5-10 years in federal pound me in the ass prison and a restitution order for the rest of your worthless life. there are severe law and order issues right now and i cant wait til the pendulum swings the other way and these fucks get dealt with
 

rmenergy

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its too bad you cant just beat the living fuck out of squatters . they get in the vacation houses and houses of the snowbirds up here and fuck shit up . they roll up the carpets to keep warm , they shit in the toilets til overflowing . they light fires on the floor to keep warm etc . they can be in there for months before the snowbirds come back from florida or arizona to find their homes trashed and filled with needles . they are fucking disgusting people with zero respect for themselves or anyone around them . these people should be dealt with in the harshest ways possible....but no.... they give them rights and treat them like people. we dont quite have the crazy california squatter laws but still nothing ever happens to them . ruining someones home should get you like 5-10 years in federal pound me in the ass prison and a restitution order for the rest of your worthless life. there are severe law and order issues right now and i cant wait til the pendulum swings the other way and these fucks get dealt with
You can. Just don't call the cops first. Enter YOUR home and find an intruder. Tell the police they attacked you and you defended yourself & your property. The second you call the police before the confrontation, you've lost that circumstance.
 

Papi Chingon

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You can. Just don't call the cops first. Enter YOUR home and find an intruder. Tell the police they attacked you and you defended yourself & your property. The second you call the police before the confrontation, you've lost that circumstance.
That doesn't work in situations like air b n b or rental properties. As soon as the person moves in they have tenant rights whether they pay or not. Completely different with breaking and entering, then squatting.
 

rmenergy

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That doesn't work in situations like air b n b or rental properties. As soon as the person moves in they have tenant rights whether they pay or not. Completely different with breaking and entering, then squatting.
Not for a nightly/weekly rental but for a long term rental it can. If you're going to "show" the rental to potential renters, that just so happen to be friends of yours, same situation. Walk into the home & the squatters "attacked" you.
 

Rambo John J

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Not for a nightly/weekly rental but for a long term rental it can. If you're going to "show" the rental to potential renters, that just so happen to be friends of yours, same situation. Walk into the home & the squatters "attacked" you.
So is the move to never do the long term stuff and always have an out date?
 

rmenergy

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So is the move to never do the long term stuff and always have an out date?
If a current renter squats then it's a different situation. If you have a long term rental that's vacant & squatters move in, that's when you can do as stated above. When you do the air b&b short term rental, they have the same rights as a long term renter & in some places (all of teh west coast) you're pretty well screwed.
 

Papi Chingon

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Not for a nightly/weekly rental but for a long term rental it can. If you're going to "show" the rental to potential renters, that just so happen to be friends of yours, same situation. Walk into the home & the squatters "attacked" you.
Depends upon the duration of the stay for sure, but it's not a long time, at least here (California). If you accept rent, even if never paid again, and tenant gains possession, they have tenant rights. A guest of a tenant has tenant rights for 14 days consecutive or 14 days total over a 6 month period. You can't rent out the house and just walk into the home with renters who aren't paying rent either. It requires 24 hours written notice, and has to be at reasonable hours. If a piece of shit knows the loopholes, it can take 9 months to completely remove them from the property, and good luck with collecting back rent and damages.
 

Shinkicker

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That doesn't work in situations like air b n b or rental properties. As soon as the person moves in they have tenant rights whether they pay or not. Completely different with breaking and entering, then squatting.
What Ifā€¦.

Take someone dressed like a navy seal, take their phone so they canā€™t record, move all their shit out and into their car or nearest dumpster, and change locks. Tell them they can pick their phone up down the street From your friend.

If they call the police Tell them, ā€œNah man, they left. They are just trying to come back without paying.ā€œ The cops then should tell the squatter that this is a civil matter. Right?
 

rmenergy

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Depends upon the duration of the stay for sure, but it's not a long time, at least here (California). If you accept rent, even if never paid again, and tenant gains possession, they have tenant rights. A guest of a tenant has tenant rights for 14 days consecutive or 14 days total over a 6 month period. You can't rent out the house and just walk into the home with renters who aren't paying rent either. It requires 24 hours written notice, and has to be at reasonable hours. If a piece of shit knows the loopholes, it can take 9 months to completely remove them from the property, and good luck with collecting back rent and damages.
I had gone into something similar situation wise with the post directly above yours. I know full well that if youā€™ve already signed the renters agreement youā€™re not in the situation I had previously described.

Itā€™s taken my brother over a year to get rid of a squatting renter up in WA state due to their squatter rights.

Iā€™ve never held residential rental properties here on the west coast due to the laws. Used to have a commercial property but offloaded that about 8yrs ago now.
 

Ramon Maroni

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LOL, good shit, I remember this thread on the OG and thought what a great thing for home owners who have to deal with this shit

I hope that bitch is in a straight jacket in a padded room banging her head against the wall
 
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NiteProwleR

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Not for a nightly/weekly rental but for a long term rental it can. If you're going to "show" the rental to potential renters, that just so happen to be friends of yours, same situation. Walk into the home & the squatters "attacked" you.
I'll bring the lyme but your digging the hole.
 

rmenergy

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How is that woman a prostitute?
When was the last time you were back in Sac? A few years ago I had a 350lb topless black hooker come after me at the entrance to Raleys thinking I was the John that just skipped out on her šŸ¤£

No, I wasn't the John either you sick fuck lol
 

MountainMedic

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When was the last time you were back in Sac? A few years ago I had a 350lb topless black hooker come after me at the entrance to Raleys thinking I was the John that just skipped out on her šŸ¤£

No, I wasn't the John either you sick fuck lol
Good lord...