Lifestyle ONE canned or jarred food for one week, no pairings, water only, what would you choose?

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sparkuri

Pulse on the finger of The Cimmunity
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
37,623
49,471
Setting: A mountain range of your choice.

Parameters:

Any commercial canned or jarred food product.
No specialty or off-brand private label food, must be a common item.
Can be a soup, or base food of any kind.
There is no cooking, so it must be eaten as-is.
There is no other food source.
Foraging is allowed, but no hunting, fishing, trapping.
Fresh water is your only liquid at 2 litres per day.
Unlimited supply of whatever it is, but it cannot be separated into categories, and must be eaten whole as-is when opened.

Be specific as possible.
 

kvr28

Ghost of KVR
Nov 22, 2015
6,501
9,014
Setting: A mountain range of your choice.

Parameters:

Any commercial canned or jarred food product.
No specialty or off-brand private label food, must be a common item.
Can be a soup, or base food of any kind.
There is no cooking, so it must be eaten as-is.
There is no other food source.
Foraging is allowed, but no hunting, fishing, trapping.
Fresh water is your only liquid at 2 litres per day.
Unlimited supply of whatever it is, but it cannot be separated into categories, and must be eaten whole as-is when opened.

Be specific as possible.
How much drugs have you consumed today.
 

Rambo John J

Baker Team
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
75,219
74,376
Canned Beef Tenderloin, untrimmed.
We did a couple dozen jars, they are amazing(Pressure canned with just a little salt)

I sear the edges of the meat before canning for flavor.

Not sure if it loses a bunch of the nutrients but I can live on red meat alone.
 

kvr28

Ghost of KVR
Nov 22, 2015
6,501
9,014
Canned Beef Tenderloin, untrimmed.
We did a couple dozen jars, they are amazing(Pressure canned with just a little salt)

I sear the edges of the meat before canning for flavor.

Not sure if it loses a bunch of the nutrients but I can live on red meat alone.
Commercial product Rambo, commercial.
 

MountainMedic

Rock Kicker
Sep 28, 2017
2,271
4,818
Canned Beef Tenderloin, untrimmed.
We did a couple dozen jars, they are amazing(Pressure canned with just a little salt)

I sear the edges of the meat before canning for flavor.

Not sure if it loses a bunch of the nutrients but I can live on red meat alone.
And the juice
 

NiteProwleR

Free Hole Lay Row
Nov 17, 2023
2,472
3,856
Bush's chili w/beans and wherever the Mountain man can save me from a bear attack. If I can't have my gas pills, I think I'd rather die.
 

sparkuri

Pulse on the finger of The Cimmunity
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
37,623
49,471
Canned Beef Tenderloin, untrimmed.
We did a couple dozen jars, they are amazing(Pressure canned with just a little salt)

I sear the edges of the meat before canning for flavor.

Not sure if it loses a bunch of the nutrients but I can live on red meat alone.

 

NiteProwleR

Free Hole Lay Row
Nov 17, 2023
2,472
3,856
And I fuckin hate tea that's not fake Lipton style. I'm not doing anything herbal, ffs. Just feed my carcass to Rowdy.
 

NiteProwleR

Free Hole Lay Row
Nov 17, 2023
2,472
3,856
Nah, this is against OP's clearly stated rules. You will have to mexiCAN me in my own natural juices!