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So, tell me exactly how this conversation went with the wife. Here is how I picture itI put our outdoor Christmas lights up yesterday. We haven’t turned them on yet, but I did it as huge fuck you to TMMAC.
I'm paraphrasing but it went like this:So, tell me exactly how this conversation went with the wife. Here is how I picture it
Wife What are you doing
Wild Putting up the lights
Wife Why
Wild Assholes online called me a commie
Wife Well you are one
Wife walks away dropping the mic as the scene fades.
I'm paraphrasing but it went like this:
Wife: What are you doing?
Me: Putting up the lights
Wife: Why?
Wild: Because I'm fucking awesome, that's why
Wife: Are you going to hang them around the Trump sign in the front yard too?
Me: You know it.
Wife: You really are awesome. Would you like a blowjob now or after?
I'm paraphrasing but it went like this:
Wife: What are you doing?
Me: Putting up the lights
Wife: Why?
Wild: Because I'm fucking awesome, that's why
Wife: Are you going to hang them around the Trump sign in the front yard too?
Me: You know it.
Wife: You really are awesome. Would you like a blowjob now or after?
Thanksgiving is more American, IMHO. It shall not be overshadowed. Christmas is pretty good if you love making a mockery out of baby Jesus and getting extorted by your loved juans!Bunch of fucking commies.
Jokes on you, Pagan! Mine haven't been down in years. Just a flick of the switch.I put our outdoor Christmas lights up yesterday. We haven’t turned them on yet, but I did it as huge fuck you to TMMAC.
Good job commie, I hope your HOA runs you out of the cul de sacHi everyone. Turned the Christmas lights on tonight.
Thanks for your understanding.