Personal Anyone have their Christmas tree up yet?

[kvr28]

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My man!

 

[Miesha's Taint.2]

 

[IschKabibble]

Our HOA put up Christmas lights like the day after Halloween. Feels early, especially down in Florida.

 

[kvr28]

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I love what you've done with the room

 

[Wild]

I put our outdoor Christmas lights up yesterday. We haven’t turned them on yet, but I did it as huge fuck you to TMMAC.

 

[kvr28]

I put our outdoor Christmas lights up yesterday. We haven’t turned them on yet, but I did it as huge fuck you to TMMAC.

So, tell me exactly how this conversation went with the wife. Here is how I picture it

Wife What are you doing

Wild Putting up the lights

Wife Why

Wild Assholes online called me a commie

Wife Well you are one

Wife walks away dropping the mic as the scene fades.

 

[Wild]

So, tell me exactly how this conversation went with the wife. Here is how I picture it

Wife What are you doing

Wild Putting up the lights

Wife Why

Wild Assholes online called me a commie

Wife Well you are one

Wife walks away dropping the mic as the scene fades.

I'm paraphrasing but it went like this:

Wife: What are you doing?

Me: Putting up the lights

Wife: Why?

Wild: Because I'm fucking awesome, that's why

Wife: Are you going to hang them around the Trump sign in the front yard too?

Me: You know it.

Wife: You really are awesome. Would you like a blowjob now or after?

 

[kvr28]

I'm paraphrasing but it went like this:

Wife: What are you doing?

Me: Putting up the lights

Wife: Why?

Wild: Because I'm fucking awesome, that's why

Wife: Are you going to hang them around the Trump sign in the front yard too?

Me: You know it.

Wife: You really are awesome. Would you like a blowjob now or after?

 

[Lennybishop]

I'm paraphrasing but it went like this:

Wife: What are you doing?

Me: Putting up the lights

Wife: Why?

Wild: Because I'm fucking awesome, that's why

Wife: Are you going to hang them around the Trump sign in the front yard too?

Me: You know it.

Wife: You really are awesome. Would you like a blowjob now or after?

 

[Miesha's Taint.2]

@Wild

 

[NiteProwleR]

Bunch of fucking commies.

Thanksgiving is more American, IMHO. It shall not be overshadowed. Christmas is pretty good if you love making a mockery out of baby Jesus and getting extorted by your loved juans!

 

[NiteProwleR]

I put our outdoor Christmas lights up yesterday. We haven’t turned them on yet, but I did it as huge fuck you to TMMAC.

Jokes on you, Pagan! Mine haven't been down in years. Just a flick of the switch.

 

[Lennybishop]

I just wait. Till my neighbor puts his up.

 

[Wild]

Damn you all are some scrooges!

 

[Lennybishop]

Damn you all are some scrooges!

I prefer old miser.

 

[kvr28]

Damn you all are some scrooges!

We don't like commies.


Commie.

 

[Hauler]

I'm gonna grab a beer tonight.

You know...for St Patrick's Day

 

[Hauler]

@Wild

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[Wild]

Hi everyone. Turned the Christmas lights on tonight.

Thanks for your understanding.

 

[Lennybishop]

Hi everyone. Turned the Christmas lights on tonight.

Thanks for your understanding.

 

[kvr28]

Hi everyone. Turned the Christmas lights on tonight.

Thanks for your understanding.

Good job commie, I hope your HOA runs you out of the cul de sac

 

[gregbrady]

Everyone that has their Christmas tree up this early is an asshole

 

[gregbrady]

I found out a girl that works under me put her Christmas tree up yesterday and I wrote her up

 

[Robbie Hart]

I like your tree

 

[Robbie Hart]

I miss that kind of fun that my little girl loves
She loves this kind of thing
It may be time to move back to England