I love you, you had me at “well”Well since everyone else is ruining it you are welcome buddy, It's not a dress they are granny panties. You asked for humongous underwear and I got you the biggest I could find.
I have been tracking the package every day in case it got returned for some reason. Some knuckle head in the middle of Maine would have been like WTF if it was sent back to the fake address I used.
Merry christmas bud.
You’re gonna get me naked, you know that, right ?
Thank you, you are one I like and will now love
That ball must have cost a good amount
Love you (in an internet way)