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kvr28

kvr28

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First she threw away my alarm clock last month because it was "broken" I had that thing for 40 years, longer than her. Now I got this neon blue shit that doesn't have a radio that keeps me up half the night because it is so bright.

Then, last night I was skipping through the channels and saw the OG Willy Wonka and she made a comment, oh let's watch that, I've never saw the whole thing. I looked at her and said how is that possible, she said she has seen different scenes but as the youngest of 6 she never had control of the remote.

I don't even know her.

What has your wife done or said that is WTF!
 
Wild

Wild

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Dec 31, 2014
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Well, my wife's a liar. That's long been established. One, early on she convinced me that she enjoys giving blowjobs. If that's true, someone else has been on the receiving end for 20 years. Two, she told me that her mom is a great cook & she learned from her. That's a lie. Not the part about her mom being a great cook (she is), but my wife can't cook for shit. Three, she told me that she's not high maintenance. L oh fucking L. She now just says the quiet part out loud and calls herself a trophy wife. Other than all that, she's awesome.

Merry Christmas? I don't think so.
 
kvr28

kvr28

I am the Greengo
Nov 22, 2015
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Wild said:
Well, my wife's a liar. That's long been established. One, early on she convinced me that she enjoys giving blowjobs. If that's true, someone else has been on the receiving end for 20 years. Two, she told me that her mom is a great cook & she learned from her. That's a lie. Not the part about her mom being a great cook (she is), but my wife can't cook for shit. Three, she told me that she's not high maintenance. L oh fucking L. She now just says the quiet part out loud and calls herself a trophy wife. Other than all that, she's awesome.

Merry Christmas? I don't think so.
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Damn my apologies for bringing up so much anger on Christmas eve
 
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Wiggy

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Wild said:
Well, my wife's a liar. That's long been established. One, early on she convinced me that she enjoys giving blowjobs. If that's true, someone else has been on the receiving end for 20 years. Two, she told me that her mom is a great cook & she learned from her. That's a lie. Not the part about her mom being a great cook (she is), but my wife can't cook for shit. Three, she told me that she's not high maintenance. L oh fucking L. She now just says the quiet part out loud and calls herself a trophy wife. Other than all that, she's awesome.

Merry Christmas? I don't think so.
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I can attest that your wife does indeed love giving blowjobs. And boy howdy, is she good at it, too.

Merry Christmas
 
Robbie Hart

Robbie Hart

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Feb 13, 2015
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Wild said:
Well, my wife's a liar. That's long been established. One, early on she convinced me that she enjoys giving blowjobs. If that's true, someone else has been on the receiving end for 20 years. Two, she told me that her mom is a great cook & she learned from her. That's a lie. Not the part about her mom being a great cook (she is), but my wife can't cook for shit. Three, she told me that she's not high maintenance. L oh fucking L. She now just says the quiet part out loud and calls herself a trophy wife. Other than all that, she's awesome.

Merry Christmas? I don't think so.
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I like your wife
 
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meatplow

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I gave my wife the new diamond ring that she wanted, and I was with her for several fittings to make sure that I bought the correct ring. The day after she decided that it was the ring she wanted, I purchased it. I gave it to her this evening, and she was unhappy that I "bought the wrong one" and wants to return it.

Mind you she last tried it on Sunday, and I bought it Monday from the same jeweler that had helped me the day before and knew exactly which ring I was supposed to buy.

Should have gotten 10 grand worth of hookers and blow.
 
Wild

Wild

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meatplow said:
I gave my wife the new diamond ring that she wanted, and I was with her for several fittings to make sure that I bought the correct ring. The day after she decided that it was the ring she wanted, I purchased it. I gave it to her this evening, and she was unhappy that I "bought the wrong one" and wants to return it.

Mind you she last tried it on Sunday, and I bought it Monday from the same jeweler that had helped me the day before and knew exactly which ring I was supposed to buy.

Should have gotten 10 grand worth of hookers and blow.
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Should have gotten her a dildo so after she shit on the ring, you could tell her to go fuck herself.
 
jason73

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meatplow said:
I gave my wife the new diamond ring that she wanted, and I was with her for several fittings to make sure that I bought the correct ring. The day after she decided that it was the ring she wanted, I purchased it. I gave it to her this evening, and she was unhappy that I "bought the wrong one" and wants to return it.

Mind you she last tried it on Sunday, and I bought it Monday from the same jeweler that had helped me the day before and knew exactly which ring I was supposed to buy.

Should have gotten 10 grand worth of hookers and blow.
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Rambo John J

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kvr28 said:
First she threw away my alarm clock last month because it was "broken" I had that thing for 40 years, longer than her. Now I got this neon blue shit that doesn't have a radio that keeps me up half the night because it is so bright.

Then, last night I was skipping through the channels and saw the OG Willy Wonka and she made a comment, oh let's watch that, I've never saw the whole thing. I looked at her and said how is that possible, she said she has seen different scenes but as the youngest of 6 she never had control of the remote.

I don't even know her.

What has your wife done or said that is WTF!
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I lost it at
kvr28 said:
First she threw away my alarm clock
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Complete unacceptable
 
Miesha's Taint.2

Miesha's Taint.2

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kvr28 said:
First she threw away my alarm clock last month because it was "broken" I had that thing for 40 years, longer than her. Now I got this neon blue shit that doesn't have a radio that keeps me up half the night because it is so bright.

Then, last night I was skipping through the channels and saw the OG Willy Wonka and she made a comment, oh let's watch that, I've never saw the whole thing. I looked at her and said how is that possible, she said she has seen different scenes but as the youngest of 6 she never had control of the remote.

I don't even know her.

What has your wife done or said that is WTF!
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Mutant

Mutant

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Oct 20, 2015
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Wild said:
Well, my wife's a liar. That's long been established. One, early on she convinced me that she enjoys giving blowjobs. If that's true, someone else has been on the receiving end for 20 years. Two, she told me that her mom is a great cook & she learned from her. That's a lie. Not the part about her mom being a great cook (she is), but my wife can't cook for shit. Three, she told me that she's not high maintenance. L oh fucking L. She now just says the quiet part out loud and calls herself a trophy wife. Other than all that, she's awesome.

Merry Christmas? I don't think so.
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Well atleast your sister canceled Christmas and won't g
Come over and since I voted fur Trump. She got married to a male tranny freak. Fucking insane fucks!
 
kvr28

kvr28

I am the Greengo
Nov 22, 2015
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I won! The wife caved and went and got a new clock after my bitching. Life is good.
 
FatChrist Magic

FatChrist Magic

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My wife is remarkably naive. She trusts far too much in this broken world, and no matter how much I try to intervene on her behalf she keeps making bad choices for all of the right reasons. She got entirely ripped off by Indian scammers pretending to be our bank. She always overpays for stuff. Last night, she got her car broken into because she parked it in a stupid place in a city she was completely unfamiliar with. It's a little like having another kid.

Except for the sex.
 
Lamont Cranston

Lamont Cranston

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The other day my Wife told me that if I really ever wanted kids I could go get some young girl pregnant and we could keep the kid and the mom.

That way the mom could watch the kid when we didn't want to and when we did she could cook and do laundry.

 
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