General I don't even know if I know my wife anymore.

[kvr28]

The other day my Wife told me that if I really ever wanted kids I could go get some young girl pregnant and we could keep the kid and the mom.

That way the mom could watch the kid when we didn't want to and when we did she could cook and do laundry.

Please don't be a test, please don't be a test.

So you have your final form, sex guy 2.0

 

[MountainMedic]

 

[MountainMedic]

go get some young girl pregnant and we could keep

I think your wife might be sex guy

 

[kvr28]

I think your wife might be sex guy

would explain the stories

 

[Peruvian Necktiez]

What has your wife done or said that is WTF!

my gf of 23 years always complains that my food is missing salt

I always go back in the kitchen and pretend to add salt , comeback and make her taste the placebo ...

She be liek ... OMG yessss thats perfect .. what wood you do without me?

The kids just laugh