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Wild

Zi Nazi
Admin
Dec 31, 2014
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Get you some horse antibiotics.

If they work on an animal that size, they'll kill whatever is in you double quick.

Not even joking. I'd try Ivermectin and Fenbendazole, if I felt like I was out of options. They seem to cure everything else, seriously.
 

Uncle Tom Doug

Official TMMAC Racist
Jun 24, 2022
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Is that a bad thing? Shows honesty to admit it.
honesty to admit it, loose butthole so you did it

I have no problem admitting I've shit my pants before, it's just been a while. Also, if you shart and it doesn't touch your undies or anything other than your crack, it doesn't count.
 

MountainMedic

Rock Kicker
Sep 28, 2017
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I was sick, unlike you who shit your pants playing with your dog

I was caught off guard, in a moment of happiness and joy.

You, you freeballing bastard, should ALWAYS be aware that you have no defensable space! If not for yourself, think of the children!
 

kvr28

I am the Greengo
Nov 22, 2015
11,552
17,290
I was caught off guard, in a moment of happiness and joy.

You, you freeballing bastard, should ALWAYS be aware that you have no defensable space! If not for yourself, think of the children!
I was sick asshole, you shit from joy, think about that.


Asshole
 

kvr28

I am the Greengo
Nov 22, 2015
11,552
17,290
Send me your address buddy, we can start a gofundme and get some strippers headed your way
 

Lamont Cranston

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
4,970
5,186
I have mycrobacterium lentiflavium growing in my lungs and I'm not 3 antibiotics to try and kill it but no guarantee.

One of these antibiotics is fucking hardcore and fucks me upto bad and it turns all the fluids in my body red it's like pissing fire. You sweat red, saliva, tear drops have a red tint. I've been on the antibiotics since around Christmas and man fuck my life!
Mutant, you miserable f@ck!

I refused to let you die when you had Covid and I refuse to let you die now!

Get your @$$ up and start throwing hands with that infection!

THE POWER OF TEQUILA COMPELLS YOU!

 

kvr28

I am the Greengo
Nov 22, 2015
11,552
17,290
Mutant, you miserable f@ck!

I refused to let you die when you had Covid and I refuse to let you die now!

Get your @$$ up and start throwing hands with that infection!

THE POWER OF TEQUILA COMPELLS YOU!

fucking this, don't let niteprowler be the last amexicant standing
 

Mutant

Citizen of the Infernal Empire
Oct 20, 2015
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2,313
Mutant, you miserable f@ck!

I refused to let you die when you had Covid and I refuse to let you die now!

Get your @$$ up and start throwing hands with that infection!

THE POWER OF TEQUILA COMPELLS YOU!

I've tripled my tequila consumption I'm not going out like a bitch!